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>CHAD
>barely 30
>6 feet tall
>blue eyes
>blond longhair
>dreamboat good looks
>cowboy
>married highschool sweetheart and remains faithful to her (like based CHADstian)
>a school teacher moulding the minds of the youth
>Tanahashi won over by his young boy potential - bACEd
>won the first-ever match in AEW
>so based legends such as Dustin adopted his catchphrase
>won gold on a cruiseliner
>had the greatest tag match of all time (and WON)
>key figure in the greatest cinematic match of all-time
>only person to pin WarCHAD clean
>won over The Dark Order
>outcarnied Big Money Matt
>knows his worker rights for time off to be a good husband & father
>sired male heir
>(on his first try)
>returned as the most over wrestler on the planet
>cut the best face promo of the decade
>was over after crowds returned
>was over after he returned
>was over after title win
>only person @ Full Gear to be unanimously cheered
>took Kenny's title
>took Kenny's friends
>took Kenny's spot as The ACE
>pinned Omega
>(and in under 30 minutes)
>calling your shot to win the world title? That's COWBOY SHIT
>Youngest AEW World Champion
>girls want to be with him
>guys want to be him
>60-Minute Hangman
>back-to-back 5-star matches
>Million-viewer champ
>kicks out from The Knee That Beat Cena
>first man to beat Danielson
>(and in under 30 minutes)
>undefeated in 2022
>1.01 MILLION VIEWERS on TBS
>BEATS RAW IN THE DEMO
>#1 ON CABLE
>beats Lance Archer in his specialty Texas Deathmatch
>#1 ON CABLE GOING OVER THE NBA, THE WINTER OLYMPICS & SOUTH PARK
>ethered Glennetty Jacobs
>The Better Adam
>PPV up 17%
>first-ever AEW million-dollar gate
>quickest LA Forum sellout in history
>total ratings up 24.3% from last year
>cable universe rankings up 36.2%
>youngest-skewing sports show on cable
>The Protagonist of Pro Wrestling
>The Ace of AEW
>The Hangman
