>>5019708NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT WHY
CHRIS ROCK GOT BITCHSLAPPED, TELEVISED
I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE,
JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
I'LL TELL YOU HOW HE GOT WHOOPED OVER MY WIFE'S HAIR
IN WEST HOLLYWOOD, CHIMPIN' OUT
SHOWED CHRIS ROCK WHAT I'M ALL ABOUT
I WAS CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN', RELAXIN' ALL COOL
THEN RUSHED THE STAGE
AND ACTED LIKE A FOOL
JUST A COUPLE OF BLACKS
UP TO NO GOOD
TURNIN' THE OSCARS INTO THE HOOD
IT WAS ONE LITTLE FIGHT
BUT MY REP GOT SCARED
AND SAID, "I WISH YOU NIGGERS WOULD JUST STAY IN YOUR CHAIRS"
SO, I WHISTLED FOR DENZEL
AND WHEN HE CAME BY
SAID, "DON'T RUIN IT FOR EVERY OTHER BLACK GUY"
IF ANYTHING, I COULD SAY HIS COMMENT WAS RARE
BUT THIS NIGGA MADE FUN OF MY WIFE'S HAIR
I WON MY OSCAR AROUND 7 OR 8
AND I YELLED TO THE CROWD, "SPREAD LOVE, NOT HATE"
I LOOKED AT MY TROPHY
AND MY BALD ASS WIFE
THAT'S HOW I LIVE MY BLACK ASS LIFE
