[8 / 4 / 6]
>never the guy
>never important
>never a draw
>4/10 at best
>everything he touches goes into decline
>has to stay off TV when ratings get low
>designated driver for the kliq
>career destroyed by curtain call while his buddies did important stuff
>begged vince to let shawn make him relevant
>after shawn left spent a year literally just making dick jokes
>worked into a seething shoot by the based hulkster
>hates him to this day just for losing to him
>so insecure about macho man banging his wife that he is still seething
>made WWE game developers edit trailers to make him look strong
>booked himself to dominate raw from 02-05 and drove away millions of viewers with his boring promos
>so embarassingly proud of his four horseman cosplay that he overbooked them
>dumped chyna to marry the boss' daughter to climb to the top
>chyna was driven down a path of destruction because of his manipulation
>only started being involved in "important" things after he married stephanie
>business has been in steady decline since he married stephanie
>can't produce a son
>never important
>never a draw
>4/10 at best
>everything he touches goes into decline
>has to stay off TV when ratings get low
>designated driver for the kliq
>career destroyed by curtain call while his buddies did important stuff
>begged vince to let shawn make him relevant
>after shawn left spent a year literally just making dick jokes
>worked into a seething shoot by the based hulkster
>hates him to this day just for losing to him
>so insecure about macho man banging his wife that he is still seething
>made WWE game developers edit trailers to make him look strong
>booked himself to dominate raw from 02-05 and drove away millions of viewers with his boring promos
>so embarassingly proud of his four horseman cosplay that he overbooked them
>dumped chyna to marry the boss' daughter to climb to the top
>chyna was driven down a path of destruction because of his manipulation
>only started being involved in "important" things after he married stephanie
>business has been in steady decline since he married stephanie
>can't produce a son
