>>5027498I eat at the same diner 5 days a week because it's close to home, quiet, open late, and they serve breakfast all day. I've reached the point where everyone there already knows me.
Every Friday the qt latina working there asks me what my plans are for the weekend and every Monday she asks me what I did over the weekend. I always come up with some bullshit lie like fishing, hiking, going to the flea market, eating at some restaurant, etc etc because I don't want her to know I spend my weekends watching wrestling in my underwear alone while shitposting on the this board
