Is this thing on? Good cause I got something to say. Everyone on this board runs their mouth all day long talking about New Japan and AEW and RAW and Smackdown and I'm sick and tired of it. We all know about wrestling but what I wanna know is whether or not you guys ever get those really deep gurgley farts? The ones that you can feel right in your hip and pelvis. The really deep ones that make ripples and makes your skin feel hollow? I live for those farts. Not smelling them thats gross. Doing them. Doing them drives me. Everyday I manipulate my sitting positions and my adaptive breathing measures to encapsulate more fart in my intestines. I end the day snug as a bug in a rug tucked in by 73 year old mom from head to toe and I cock my leg up and I arch my lower back and I rumble the head boards. I love those gurgley bastards. I live for them.