>Rock: You know we wouldn't be here at all if it weren't for you man. You are such an inspiration to every man, woman, child, and living organism in the universe man. *starts holding back tears* We love you so much man.
>Hogan: You're the best to ever do it, brother. There hasn't been anyone like you before, and there won't be another Ryback when you hang it up. I wish I was still wrestling just to learn behind some one as great as you. I consider you to be a father figure to me even though i'm much older than you dude. God I wish I had one extremely small speck of a subatomic level crumb of the talent you do, brother. *slowly wipes tears and puts on his sunglasses* WHAT'CHU GONNA DO WHEN RYBACK RUNS WILD ON YOU BROTHER!
>Stone Cold: I PRECIATE THE HELL OUTTA WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR THIS BIDNESS RYBACK. LIKE HULK SAID, GREATEST OF ALL TIME, NEVER GONNA BE ANOTHER LIKE YOU. WE SHOULD BE CELEBRATING YOUR GREATNESS EVERY SINGLE DAY. YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION MAN, AND LIKE I SAID GREATEST OF ALL TIME. SO I TELL YA WHAT. ME, THE HULKSTER, AND THE ROCK, ALL OF US GREAT IN OUR OWN RIGHT, BUT NOT NEAR THE STAR, THE TITAN, THE ICON THAT YOU ARE. SO I TELL YA WHAT. ME, HULK, AND THE ROCK ARE GONNA HAVE POP A COLD ONE OPEN, AND DON'T GET OFFENDED RYBACK, BUT I'M NOT GON GIVE YOU ONE TOO. CAUSE ME, HULK, AND ROCK ARE GONNA TOAST TO YOUR AMAZING CAREER, THE AMAZING THINGS YOU'VE DONE NOT JUST FOR THIS BIDNESS, BUT THE ENTIRE WORLD MAN, AND I TELL YOU WHAT: IF YOU WANNA SEE STONE COLD, THE HULKSTER, AND THE ROCK SUCK RYGOD'S DICK AND GIVE THAT SUM'BITCH THE GREATEST ORGASM THAT ANY SUM'BITCH HAS EVER HAD: GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!
*crowd erupts so loudly that the building, and the entire United States is shaking, in what is easily the loudest reaction in human history*
>PLEASURE RYGOD *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
>SUCK HIS DICK, SUCK HIS DICK, SUCK HIS DICK
*they all pop a cold one, then pull out RyGOD's massive penis and give him the best blowjob anyone has ever had*