>has spent 10 years trying to create an internet presence - never more over than now
>recently upped his Twitter game and has nearly 1000 followers
>many likes per tweet
>80,000 subscribers and 33 million views on YouTube
>draws massive amounts of dimes
>has legions of fans on an anonymous board
>involved in multiple wrestling communities to get different perspectives
>went to a highly educated university
>has been employed since 2008
>born during a year Macho Man Randy Savage was WWF Champion
>lives in a property he purchased for six figures cash with his gf
>resides in Newcastle Upon Tyne the Michaels of England
>a life long fan of NUFC who should be commended for his loyalty
>wise enough to protect his privacy
>unlike /asp/etty NEETs he isn't on the internet 24/7 as his Twitter account attests
>buff, cut, ripped, shredded and JACKED
>hit the weights
>gained height
>took a shower
>had sex
>got a clue
>has amazing taste in wrestlers
>has hundreds of pictures of Kevin Nash saved to his computer - secure enough in his sexuality to do so
>unironically refers to another man as Big Sexy due to said security in his sexuality
>knows 1997 was the GOAT year of wrestling
>mere mention of him leaves /asp/ seething
>works anons into seething shoots daily
>works wrestling forums into seething shoots daily
>parents immensely proud of his success
>tricked a retard into trying to meet up for a fight, bailed because he went to go have sex
>adapted to /asp/ instead of trying to get himself over
>doesn't care about Meltzer’s attention, just enjoys humiliating him
>does all his research for FREE to make wrestling better
>not only survives but thrives at being a heat magnet
>BTFOs obese smarks daily
>respected enough to get the names WolfCHAD, WolfGOD, and CHADpac
