>>5092688I remember going to an AEW show, went something like:
>I have an announcement!>I totally fucking mean it you pedestrian filth!>Not you, the pink haired tranny over there, you're not filth, I respect your life decisions and fully support you. >Especially if you decide you want to rape that little boy in front of you, in the restroom during the break. I support you and don't judge you!>Cause AEW is woke and all inclusive!*crickets*
>POP FOR ME YOU FUCKING SCUM!*Scattered uncomfortable claps*
>Anyway, I have an announcement, just like I announced my announcement as I was here announcing....>I will personally take a cattle prod and fry your fucking plumbing if you pretend to be anything less than thrilled every second of the show tonight.>So help me god, I mean it, the preggo bitches get it twice!>Fuck around and find out you fucking cocksuckers! You better be fucking glued to those seats!>I'll fucking do it! I'll cock zap anyone! I just barbecued Sting on GP before coming out here!Then he dropped the mic and stumbled back up the ramp and the intro music hit. Wasn't a bad show, but I've seen better. Jade Cargill totally made the night tho.
