Time: Kick off 7pm EST, 12am UK, 9am Aussie Time

MAIN SHOW: 8pm EST, 1am UK, 10am Aussie Time

Fucking hell. Fucking Christ. It's actually that time again. It's time for WRESTLEMANIA.... NIGHT 1! Yes Stand and Deliver is first but let's be honest maybe 10% of people watching Mania will actually care about that. Let's go over this blasted card.

KICKOFF: We do not know yet. Something could be added. Or New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland.

MAIN SHOW

What is likely kicking the show off proper

>Becky Lynch (c) vs. Bianca Belair for the RAW Women's Championship
>Drew McIntyre vs. Happy Corbin in a singles match
>Rey Mysterio and Dominik Mysterio vs. The Miz and Logan Paul in a tag team match
>New Day vs Sheamus and Ridge Holland in a tag team match
>Shinsuke Nakamura and Rick BOOOOOOOOOGZ vs The Usos in a Smackdown Tag Team Championship match
>Seth "Freakin" Rollins vs MYSTERY OPPONENT (Cody Rhodes)
>Charlotte Flair vs Ronda Rousey for the Smackdown Women's Championship

AND FOR THE MAIN EVENT

Keven Owens hosts the KO Show with special guest Stone Cold Steve Austin which will totally not lead to a match/massive brawl and retiring Stone Cold proper

Yes, it's tonight. These are the times. If I did not cover your timezone just google 7pm EST to your timezone and bam.

What are you going to eat during this most STUPENDOUS Show of Immortals?
What are you DRINKING?
What are you FAPPING to?
Match you're most excited for?
Will AJ Styles defeat the dastardly BLUE EDGE tomorrow?!