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>>5123503
>Lost NXT
>Lost the favour of his father in law
>Lost his health, can never wrestle again
>Now lost his wife
I fucking hated Gaitch and even I feel sorry for him now.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 09:26:44 No.5123526 Report

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>>5123515
worked

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 09:27:20 No.5123537 Report

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>>5123503
>Paul Levesque is All Elite
Holy shit imagine if that happened.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 09:27:34 No.5123541 Report

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>>5123515
Well yeah, he still works there, but he's been relegated from potentially Vince's heir to some guy monitoring NXT tryouts

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 09:29:11 No.5123557 Report

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>>5123515
What the fuck
why do they keep corpses backstage?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 09:31:07 No.5123581 Report

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If he didn't have kids with Stephanie and if he could still go in the ring, I could see him jumping ship. But now he's trapped in WWE.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 09:33:06 No.5123608 Report

Quoted By: >>5123645 >>5123664 >>5123962 >>5124026

>Didn't get a proper epic retirement match
>Never produced a son
>Won't inherit WWE with Steph
>25 year long plans ended in a matter of months
>Lost Wednesday Night Wars
>Vince will die hating you
>Replaced by a pajeet
>Said pajeet future endeavors all your creations
>Best friend takes over booking NXT
>Biggest creation Atom Cole leaves to AEW
>KWAB'd by heart problems after years of steroid abuse (and/or the vax)
>Steph finally leaves you
>Won't even uncage you
It's over

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 09:33:11 No.5123610 Report

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>>5123581
I don't think he'd have to wrestle. He could manage all the NXT manlets Tony signed, but he has way too many connections and probably loyalty to Vince. Not to mention all the NDA's as an executive.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 09:36:30 No.5123645 Report

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>>5123608
Also with his heart problems I doubt he can even work out much anymore so he is going to turn into one of those tubby frail old men a bunch of those 80s guys became once they got off the gas and stopped lifting

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 09:38:07 No.5123662 Report

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>>5123645

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 09:38:47 No.5123664 Report

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>>5123608
>KWAB'd by heart problems after years of steroid abuse
Don't forget that he did 'roids while he knew that his family has a history of heart problems.
Literally retarded and entirely his fault
S

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 09:58:26 No.5123893 Report

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>>5123503

>Don't stay up for me, Paul, I will be... late.
>>5122573
:YesHoney:

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:01:21 No.5123920 Report

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>>5123518
One of the biggest KWAB stories of all time and I can't even laugh, fuggggg

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:05:44 No.5123962 Report

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>>5123608
The King of Kings never sired a son? Ouch.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:07:47 No.5123979 Report

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>>5123962
Can't anymore either because of the defibrillator

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:09:08 No.5123991 Report

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He is back to the ring in a few years

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:09:25 No.5123996 Report

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>>5123979
>Gives it one more try
>Doesn't care if he dies trying
>Dies trying
>Stephanie gives birth to a girl.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:10:26 No.5124007 Report

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>>5123996
*retarded girl (since Stephanie is 45, and that's 20 years past optimal).

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:11:31 No.5124026 Report

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>>5123608
Who replaced him?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:11:54 No.5124029 Report

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>>5123664
history of vaccines

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:13:56 No.5124043 Report

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>>5123515
Well no shit he literally came out on stage at S&D

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:14:25 No.5124051 Report

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>>5123537
It will never happen, but Tony would be all over it if the chance ever came about. He wants the symbolic win after they took Cody.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:14:39 No.5124054 Report

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>>5124007
30 desu

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:15:04 No.5124059 Report

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>>5124029
Calm down, chud.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:17:05 No.5124076 Report

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>>5124054
Pardon me, 25 is the very end of the "optimal range" but you're right the optimum is much sooner.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:22:33 No.5124131 Report

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>>5123503

The facts:

>Mrs and Mr Stephanie McMahon were done by lockdown. He moved out soon after. He kept his previous roles most of the lockdown
>I have heard rumor of adultery on his side
>The heart attack is real: Trips roid usage goes across 5 decades, and he was recently foolish enough to begin cycles of modern androgens like trenbolone and taking BBing doses of HGH into his 50s. He may also be punished by fate for imposing vagscene policies on the WWE and publicly supporting them
>Trips is now being quietly put out to pasture. He has been given Regal's role of Director of Global Talent Acquisition, or somesuch, which basically means he won't be in Stamford, based in Tampa, and he'll be travelling for much of the year

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:26:29 No.5124170 Report

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>>5124131
>>I have heard rumor of adultery on his side
Come on TMZ, you have to also tell us who.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:26:38 No.5124176 Report

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>>5123518
I don't. He destroyed countless careers and caused Chyna to an hero. Karma is a bitch.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:27:32 No.5124184 Report

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>>5123518
All that karma hitting at once is funny

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:31:43 No.5124224 Report

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>>5124170

No idea. Could be anyone. Could be another wrestler. Could be someone he knows outside. Could be a woman. Could be a bearded man. He is, after all, "bi a lot of things, but bilingual ain't one of them."

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:41:38 No.5124337 Report

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>>5124176
>>5124184

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:46:28 No.5124378 Report

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>>5124224
>Could be another wrestler.
Bliss! I knew it.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:46:41 No.5124380 Report

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>>5124176
>>5124184
Seems like karma is getting all the older generation guys who backstabbed, lied and stole their way to the top. Guess with quick success comes quick downfall. Guys like Stone Cold who got big by just being good and slobbered up the ranks by being smart dont easily lose fame i guess since stone cold is one of the few old timers who can still get a pop.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:46:49 No.5124384 Report

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>>5123503
Was it all worth it Paul?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 10:56:11 No.5124460 Report

Quoted By: >>5124566 >>5125241

What if Tony gives the book to Triple H? He wants nothing more than to redeem himself after NXT and being involved with AEW would give him more control than he's ever had. Looking at it like that Triple H signing with AEW is not so unlikely

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:05:16 No.5124556 Report

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>>5123503
He left his true soulmate (Chyna) whose life crashed to push his career with the bosses's daughter. He got what he sow.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:06:28 No.5124566 Report

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>>5124460
If i was Khan i would try to hire him only to try to use him as a bait to hire Shawn too. Then i would give ROH to Shawn so he can book boomer kino down there too

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:13:15 No.5124610 Report

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Paul is garbage for cheating and lying about it but Chyna made the choice to become a drug addict and do porn. That’s on her.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:16:20 No.5124635 Report

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>>5124054
AOCxirs...

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:18:33 No.5124662 Report

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>>5124043
>Well no shit he literally came out on stage at S&D
what tf is S&D? Smack & Down?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:19:07 No.5124670 Report

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What's worse? Having a run in with a pack of bulbasaurs during a hot summer or having all of your life's work fall apart in front of your eyes?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:20:00 No.5124680 Report

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>not sitting next to Steph

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:21:46 No.5124697 Report

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>>5124384
The only time he genuinely looked happ

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:23:03 No.5124712 Report

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>>5124051
Cody did all he could do in 3 years in AEW, it was best for both parties that he do a run in WWE

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:24:18 No.5124731 Report

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>>5124670
The rape at least is quick, and you can get prostate orgasm from it

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:26:53 No.5124751 Report

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>>5124731
>The rape at least is quick
By all accounts it was not quick.He did climax though so you're right about that part.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:30:02 No.5124779 Report

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>>5124751
But once over, a rape is still over, anal pain eventually fades away. There is no escape from the real life hell Paul dig himself into instead. His pain is costant and sharp, with no catharsis.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:40:27 No.5124894 Report

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>>5123503
Triple H as an authority figure in AEW would be the most I've ever marked out in my life. I might actually start running around the house like a spaz. Especially if Tony gets the rights to ace of spades.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:41:10 No.5124903 Report

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That‘s what you get for not putting over Booker T

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 11:53:55 No.5125042 Report

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>>5124076
>stealth pedo trying to cosplay as normal

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 12:12:42 No.5125241 Report

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>>5124460

No chance he will go to AEW. HHH is getting $1m+/year plus stock 4 lyfe, even in his redued role. (I believe his salary is doubling what Regal was getting for the role.) He will also get a HoF fuckfest for staying around, the ability to pick and choose upcoming talent to inflate his ego, and access to his kids. One thing to remember is that marrying rich doesn't always work out best for the pleb: none of Steph's wage is tied up in her name so expect Trips to be paying her alimony for life if he doesn't play ball.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 12:28:14 No.5125399 Report

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>>5124176
If you're really gonna blame HHH for dumping her over a decade before she overdosed, you might as well go all the way back to the uncle that touched her funny and made her become a roid monster instead.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 12:35:04 No.5125474 Report

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>>5123537
It would only happen when Vince retires or (let’s face it, more likely) dies, and the new ownership fully takes over. Vince seems like the only person he respects now, so he’ll only try to help dismantle things once Vince is out the picture.
Even then, if he’s All Elite he would probably rather take an offer to run ROH with Regal.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 12:46:50 No.5125625 Report

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>>5124076
Lol. You are just miserable and trying to get people to avoid having children so they can be as miserable as you. You fell for the propaganda.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 12:48:46 No.5125652 Report

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>>5124131
Yeah, totally not the vaccine. That's why Vince is fine, he never did any steroids in his his 50's. Oh wait.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 12:50:21 No.5125667 Report

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So is steph..available?

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 13:04:06 No.5125837 Report

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>>5123503
BEHOLD THE KING...
THE KING OF CUUUCCCKKKKSSS!

PUT ON YOUR CAGE, PAUL!
(HAHAHAHA)
* HEART FAILS *

BOW DOWN TO THE...
BOW DOWN TO THE CUUUUCCCKKKKK!

TRIPLE CAGE GRINNED WIDE
AS STEPH TOOK OFF HER RING
TIME TO PREP THE BULL...
IT'S HIS FAVORITE THING

THROUGH THE HALLS AND CORRIDORS OF THEIR VAST ESTATE
WITH HIS IPHONE, HE FILMED THEIR WHOLE DATE

PAUL TOOK HIS LIMP DICK
STEPH SAID IT MAKES HER SICK

BOW DOWN TO THE...
BOW DOWN TO THE BULL!

STEPH DRAINED EVERY COCK AND DID IT SO WELL...
PAUL MUST HAVE FELT LIKE HE WAS LIVING IN HELL
SHE FUCKED EVERY BLACK COCK AND RAN OUT OF BREATH
HIS HEART WENT AFIB... HE WAS CUUCCKKED TO DEATH!

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Anonymous Sun 03 Apr 2022 13:07:04 No.5125870 Report

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Why didn't Vince, given his masonic connections, warn Paul that he's not actually supposed to take the vaxx? Vaxx is only for replaceable jobbers.

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