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>never the guy
>never drew a dime
>ugly
>manlet
>eats semen
>cries all the time
>named John Laurinaitis’s kids “Birdie and Buddy Dessert”
>only liked by losers who self insert as him
>lost to Roman on fastlane
>lost to Roman on mania
>low ratings when he was the champ, no one bought a small soiboi as him as a legitimate champion
>low merch sales, only managed to sell 5XL shirts
>Miz managed to make him actually cry and run away in tears with a single shoot promo
>assaulted in the rectum by a gay black man on NXT in 2010
Kek what a crybaby manlet loser bitch
>never drew a dime
>ugly
>manlet
>eats semen
>cries all the time
>named John Laurinaitis’s kids “Birdie and Buddy Dessert”
>only liked by losers who self insert as him
>lost to Roman on fastlane
>lost to Roman on mania
>low ratings when he was the champ, no one bought a small soiboi as him as a legitimate champion
>low merch sales, only managed to sell 5XL shirts
>Miz managed to make him actually cry and run away in tears with a single shoot promo
>assaulted in the rectum by a gay black man on NXT in 2010
Kek what a crybaby manlet loser bitch
