Post ITT if you would like to join my new organization and state the reason why you are a Mr. McMahon appreciator

For me it was last night's face off with Austin, which many AEWtrannies are calling a "botch" because they have never before seen such amazing in-ring storytelling and psychology
>Mr. McMahon has such incredible intuition, not to mention experience facing Austin, that he immediately recognized the gut kick setup for the stunner and instinctively began backing away, however the venom of the rattlesnake (Broken Skull IPA) which he just consumed, was too powerful, causing him to be partially paralyzed and unable to escape, much like prey in the wild, allowing a certain stone cold predator to move in for the kill, and despite a valiant effort to resist, he was taken down by an extremely powerful stunner, likely the most powerful ever performed based on neighbouring towns' Richter scale readings, done to send a message, as if Austin was to say "I am the apex predator of the WWE", which of course is a double reference to the T-Rex skull hanging on display in Mr. McMahon's office in Titan Tower, and "rex" of course being Latin for "king", a subtle nod to the king of kings, Triple H, who is now implied to have his health problems caused be a single sip of Stone Cold IPA, and who was a former member of the Two Man Powertrip with Austin, just as two powerful men, Mr. McMahon and Austin, were moments ago standing face to face, but now one had been brought low, "low" of course being a reference to AEW ratings as well as their wrestlers' average height, and "height" being a reference to the higher than ever before heights that WWE is now certain to achieve, all thanks to Mr. McMahon
I'm pretty sure I covered everything but if you noticed any other subtleties, please let me know.