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You will never be a tag team. You don't sell, you have no psychology, your matches make no sense. You are a couple of larping indy shitters twisted by Reddit validation into a crude mockery of tag team perfection.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, wrestling fans mock you. Your parents are ashamed of you, and other wrestlers laugh at your stupid "spots" and meaningless "flips."

You will never have a legacy. No team wants to be you. Everyone knows your act is cringe at best, and in 2022 it's stale as well.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear. There'll be an moment where you finally comprehend you'll be remembered, not as leaders of a revolution, but as a punch line to a "dumbest wrestling gimmicks" joke.

Cody showed you a glimpse of the future. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.