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>Widely considered the best in the world
LOL. By whom? Fatass smelly nerdy virgin indie-worshiping "HURR DURR PUSH THE SHORT SKINNY INDIE DUDE" smarks who poop into a bucket below the hole in their computer chairs because it's easier and less dangerous than risking falling through the stairs to get to the toilet? Who gives a shit? AJ Styles was always a criminally overrated wrestler. His matches are all literally the same thing, every time. He's a shit seller, he's a shit story teller, he has no concept of in-ring psychology, his "phenomenal" forearm looks like a wannabe-power ranger move a kid would attempt in the school yard, and his finisher requires too much cooperation from the opponent and doesn't look very devastating either. Yeah okay so some of his promos were decent when he was a heel and he seems like a nice guy. So what? I honestly can't even distinguish AJ Styles matches, all I can picture is him doing his shitty slap/kick combo a bunch of times, doing his powerranger stunt a couple times, and that's it. Compare that to John "Five Moves of Doom" Cena who I honestly can't stand but I can clearly remember and distinguish quite a few of his matches.

AJ Styles is part of what's wrong with the company today. A man like that should be in the cruiserweight division... not the main event scene. And all the fanboys who worship him should be publicly shamed by the Chads and jocks who look up to the REAL wrestlers, which unfortunately we don't have many of today because it triggers and frightens the beta nu-male faggots of this current generation.

Watch, nobody will come up with a good counterargument to this post; instead all the beta numale virgins will post one or more of the following:

>seething
>rent free
>in your head
>worked
>e-drone
>carter
>wolfcuck
>cringe

Hit the weights. Hit the shower. Have sex. Get a clue.