BUNGHOLE HURTS, OUCH MY HOLE
EXPLOSIVE RUNS OUT OF CONTROL
DOODY DRIPPING ALL OVER MY FEET
RUMBLING HERE, ABOUT TO BLOW
WAITING FOR THIS SHIT TO FLOW
OUT MY BUTT, THE POOP CURLS WITH FOAM
WHOAH!
AND MY BROTHER SAID, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
DONT YOU DARE SHIT IN YOUR PANTS
(I SHIT MY PANTS!)
MADE THE SPILL, THERES EVEN STILL A STAIN
STUNK UP THE STADIUM
TRIED TO PLAY A GAME, NOW SHITPANTS IS MY NAME
I HAVE A WEAK SPHINCTER