>saunters through the crowd toward the ring
>Does a 180 and slaps a sign out of a kids hand
>Snatches a mic out of Excalibur's hand
>Dives head first into the ring
"Spiced shrimp, you make my farts stink.."
>Immediate and unanimous pop from the crowd
>Paces around the ring gyrating shoulders
"You make everything stinky.."
>Immediate and unanimous crowd pop
>Drops his pants and shits in the middle of the ring
WILL OSPRAEY, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN OBSESSED WITH WHAT I EAT AND HOW IT COMES OUT THE OTHER END!
>Camera zooms in on a runny shit
>Leans on the top rope for a close up
Well, Will OSPRAEY, April 16th in Chicago, you're going to get a first hand look at the kind of stuff that come out of my ass. WHEN I SIT ON YOUR FACE AND IT SWALLOWS YOUR WHOLE HEAD!!!
>throws mic down