Just letting you all know that we hear you saying FTR is the tag team of the year right nooooooooooooooow! Oh my YUMMY YUMMY TECHERINOS! RIGHT IN MY TUMMY! THE STEREO SHARPSHOOTERINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But we don't want the fucking ROH tag belts, idiots.

You know who FTR are to us? LOSERS. You know who there fans are because they aren't us? LOSERS. You know who's going to take the titles off them when they turn back heel and grab them? US. NIGGA. And you know what's going to be legal in that match? LADDERS. FAGGOT. Do you know how many variants of moonsaults we'll do? COUNTLESS. You know how many stars Meltzer will give it? 8.MOTHERFUCKER. And we will solidify our place as the best tag team who ever lived every year since we turned pro.