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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:02:49 No.5213383 View View Reply Original Report

What’s the worst wrestling promo ever? Not even so bad it’s good, like genuinely god awful

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:03:10 No.5213388 Report

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>>5213383
McGillicutty

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:03:27 No.5213397 Report

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>>5213383
That guys from New Japan, right? What's his gimmick?

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:04:14 No.5213405 Report

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>>5213397
He's a legit wrestler who has decided to be a comedy troll instead of actually wrestling straight matches

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:05:43 No.5213425 Report

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>>5213383
I recall Roman's promo being the same shit over and over being the "big dog" and all that. There's also Cody's pro black whatever speech.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:06:25 No.5213432 Report

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Beastie boy and genesis of McGillicutty are in the top three for sure.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:08:59 No.5213470 Report

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>>5213383
Every Triple H Reign of Terror promo. I'm pretty sure the "boring show opening 20 minute promo" shit more or less started or at least solidified into its current form because of that shit.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:11:12 No.5213496 Report

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>>5213383
This is a great question. The line between genuinely bad and so bad it's good is tough to define. My default answer is usually the jumping jeff farmer promo. But I also watch it frequently because it's hysterically funny.
A few that I think are just bad bad without getting over incidentally:
Roman's jack and the beanstalk big show promo
Genesis of Mcjobbercutty
The one when Sid shouts IVE GOT HALF THE BRAINS YOU GOT at scott hall
IMO Lex forgetting how to take a shirt off, Yukon John and Flapjack Norton, the shockmaster, The Booker Hogan promo, Ultimate warrior crashing the hulk hogan plane (with no survivors), etc. are all so bad they're good so those don't count.
idk why but this thread reminds me of this video for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PVal8Fy7CM

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:11:20 No.5213499 Report

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>>5213470
This. At least “Beastie Boy” and “MUSTACHE?” are short and meme material. 20 minute trips promos worked me into becoming a Thursday night smackchad

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:15:55 No.5213567 Report

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The promo Reigns did at TLC 2015 before his match with Sheamus

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2cxx6k

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:19:12 No.5213616 Report

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>>5213383
PEE DOUBLE YAAAA! It's nice to be back here on this very board in Friday Night Thread! Now, as you know, I was attacked in the last thread by anon. See here:
*threadshot footage rolls*
Yeah, anon, you've got me, you can applaud yourself. Now, while you're doing this, know, that this is the last time I'll ever let you cheap shot me, and this Sunday I will finish my rivalry with you! You an dream all you want, but I'll take each and every one of your dreams and I will BURN. IT. DOWN.

I.e. generic fillers are worse than any of the Geneses of McGuillicutty, I Want Darrens or Foundations of this Very Business

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:24:13 No.5213694 Report

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Ospreay cut a promo at Power Struggle after turning on Okada that was legitimately one of the worst I've ever heard. First off, it was a Japanese crowd, they couldn't understand him and even if they could, they weren't allowed to make noise, so it sounds like the inside of a fucking coffin the entire time. And the content and delivery of the promo was godawful. I remember one line, where Ospreay was talking about how since he had betrayed Okada, he was buying expensive suits and expensive watches and expensive cars. Like, "ever since I turned on you, my career has gotten so much better and I've gotten so much richer that I can buy anything I want."

But he had turned on Okada like, a month prior. Nothing had materially changed. He hadn't even wrestled any significant matches since then. It was such a generic fucking promo that made ZERO sense in that context and nobody knew what the fuck he was talking about.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:24:13 No.5213695 Report

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>>5213383
in terms of completely burying your own coworker, this one:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YdGTIfv-NDY
God bless monty soppy but rock didn’t have to do him that bad, smdh.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:28:33 No.5213762 Report

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>>5213695
Rock had no mercy when he was on
There was a random episode of RAW when Kane was still doing the voice box gimmick and Rocky called him a retard, smelly retard, ugly retard, etc. minimum 10 times total the entire show. Then said he was inbred. It's a shock anyone ever got over when you could give this guy a mic for 4 minutes and he could make your life flash before your eyes

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:29:52 No.5213777 Report

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>>5213694
Ospreay is a horrendous promo

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:31:55 No.5213814 Report

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>>5213777
Idk this was dimes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jG9iUKSIK48

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 00:57:39 No.5214211 Report

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>>5213425
>I recall Roman's promo being the same shit
It's still the same shit, just different smell

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 01:01:08 No.5214261 Report

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>>5213496
Jeff Farmer. Unfathomably based answer. Yep.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 01:02:43 No.5214286 Report

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>>5213383
"AND I HAVE HALF THE BRAIN THAT YOU DO!"

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 01:09:41 No.5214371 Report

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>>5213425
The "sufferin' succotash" promo trumps all the Big Dog promos with how abysmal and out of touch it was.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 01:14:45 No.5214435 Report

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>>5213383
Ahmed Johnson

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 01:58:46 No.5215029 Report

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Yoshi Hashi
https://streamable.com/mp4ql

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:00:17 No.5215051 Report

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>>5213383
>I'm not a bad guy
>I'm not a good guy
>I'm just THEE guy

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:02:37 No.5215093 Report

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>>5213383
good lucha thing

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:05:20 No.5215133 Report

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>>5213405
But still can have the occasional shoot great match without comedy

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:31:42 No.5215444 Report

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Probably the indie one with the random woman trying to cut a promo and then she gets attacked on camera by the person she's feuding with. It was so fucking garbage I don't remember what it was

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:33:23 No.5215464 Report

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>>5215444
oh, it's this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q07B_APVSs

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:33:25 No.5215465 Report

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>>5215029
Every fucking time
How did Yoshi-Hashi even land a beautiful wife with such awful confidence on the mic

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:34:02 No.5215468 Report

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>>5215029
this was my first thought, but i'd say it falls under "so bad it's good"

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:34:27 No.5215474 Report

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>>5213383
every nu jamal "you good i better lets fight" promo ever

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:35:29 No.5215486 Report

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>>5213383
Undertaker desert promo

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:35:29 No.5215487 Report

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>>5215093
XD thisss
https://youtu.be/fe6KX3pkA70

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:35:45 No.5215493 Report

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>>5215465
that nigga must be packing

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:39:51 No.5215545 Report

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>>5215486
nah that was pure kino

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:40:56 No.5215557 Report

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I tried watching the promo exchange between Phil and that MF guy and I cringed so hard.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:48:29 No.5215649 Report

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>>5213383
oldfag here and back in the day from old gamefags forums , this was the worst promo ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:49:30 No.5215657 Report

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>>5213383
That one Sandow did that instantly killed his attempt at a comeback.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 02:52:27 No.5215686 Report

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POOPER SCOOPER

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:12:43 No.5217150 Report

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:13:54 No.5217158 Report

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>>5213383
>Suffering sucotash, son!

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:17:33 No.5217191 Report

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>>5217150
this promo is based because of carder getting worked into a shoot over jericho calling it boring

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:20:29 No.5217227 Report

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>>5213383
Giant Gonzalez.
>"Ric Flair... I kill you."

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:21:12 No.5217234 Report

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>>5215649
seems fine to me

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:22:11 No.5217249 Report

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>more like OLD Japan

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:24:32 No.5217275 Report

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>>5213383
>no one mentioned this
The Brood's debut promo started off awful and quickly got worse. If you've never seen it:
https://youtu.be/svVw2NevKuQ?t=88
sorry for potato quality, I guess Vince tried to have it nuked from the internet

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:26:09 No.5217288 Report

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>>5213383
>ctrl+f
>no "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT'S THE ROLLING STONES"

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:27:35 No.5217298 Report

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>>5215029
do you have the one where he starts trailing off and nakamura has to leave the shot because he laughing? that one is unbelievable

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:31:45 No.5217343 Report

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>>5213383
bayley's "that camera right there?"
cody rhodes ends racism
all of 2015 Roman
sammy guevara cums on the TNT title

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:33:54 No.5217365 Report

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>>5213383
sandow in tna

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:50:47 No.5217511 Report

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Swagger comes to mind starting at 1:18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfLbB4n1wss&t=78s

Stumbling words, mic too far from mouth, small reaction from crowd. It just felt like an overall lack of confidence in his voice.

>I have one stone cold fox of a wife, WOO!
That woo gives me shudders..

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:51:24 No.5217515 Report

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>>5215029
>>5217298
https://streamable.com/5ccvu

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:54:01 No.5217534 Report

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>>5213383
>What’s the worst wrestling promo ever?
I know all the unhealthily-obsessed Sashaschizo, husbandofag virgin cucks will get uppity with my post, but how is no saying every single Sasha Banks promo? He sounds as retarded as his brother when he talks. I’m starting to see why the forever single faggots are shoot schizos over Botcha on /pw/. You all relate.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:59:00 No.5217570 Report

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>>5217515
lel what's his problem?

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 05:59:08 No.5217573 Report

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>>5213383
https://youtu.be/8xngQPvcV1I?t=72

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 06:09:31 No.5217644 Report

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>>5213567
Yeah this one really does take the cake. Dude really couldn't act or talk worth a damn at the time and this was the peak of it.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 07:56:45 No.5218188 Report

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>>5213567
man this is rough

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 09:10:23 No.5218533 Report

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There was that one Cena promo which was just rambling nonsense where they had to send Sheamus out to awkwardly pull the “nice speech” card on him just to get him to stop.

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 09:14:36 No.5218553 Report

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JUST

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Anonymous Fri 08 Apr 2022 09:17:05 No.5218572 Report

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>>5213397
Chonky Japanese Eddie with less feint chairshots and more hitting the nuts

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