>>5218034Kek
>>5218010Because Americans love us, being Australian in America is living life on easy mode, everyone thinks you're hilarious, woman are obssessed with your accent, everyone assumes your hard as old shoe leather and won't fuck with you, every time you tell a story people are hooked on every word no matter how pedestrian the story actually is, throw in a couple of calloquialisms and slang that no one under 80 in Australia actually uses and the yanks are putty in your hands
