I HAVE DOO DOO IN MY ASS
I PUSH AND PUSH BUT IT WON’T PASS
I’M FULL OF POOP

YOU GOT YOUR RULES AND YOUR DIET
ALL DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU POO
BUT WHER YOUR CRAP STARTS GETTING STUCK IT
MAKES YOU ASK WHAT CAN I DO?
I HAVE SOME FIBER THAT’S MY SAVIOR
MAKES ME GO LIKE A MACHINE
I HAVE PRUNES THAT HELPS ME GO
TO GIVE MY TOILET A BROWN SHEEN

I HEAR GASES FARTED
I SMELL DRAWERS GET SHARTED
I FEEL BLOOD THAT’S PARTED
I KNOW SHIT HAS STARTED

I HAVE DOO DOO IN MY ASS
I PUSH AND PUSH UNTIL IT’LL PASS
I’M FULL OF CRAP
I’M FULL OF CRAAAAAAAAAP
I GO UNTIL MY COLON’S BARE
THEN FILL IT UP WITHOUT A CARE
I’VE GOTTA GO
I”VE GOT TO GOOOOOOOOOOO