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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 14:28:35 No.5251703 View View Reply Original Report

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How would it be, anons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 14:29:49 No.5251716 Report

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>*helicopters in front of Yelissa*

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 14:32:46 No.5251743 Report

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>Roman Reigns yells ALLAH ACKBAR and it's all over

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 14:33:48 No.5251757 Report

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>>5251703
>Evolution theme plays for the whole journey

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 14:33:52 No.5251758 Report

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Nothing would happen, all of you twig armed neets would be too scared to fight me, i'd just get hammered and fuck a flight attentand raw in the bathroom then no-sell the inevitable rape accusation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 14:34:02 No.5251761 Report

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>>5251703
>wolfie brutally raped repeatedly

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 14:35:08 No.5251772 Report

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>>5251758
Just slice her throat in the toilet and yeet her somewhere on the plane

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 14:35:20 No.5251775 Report

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>Bitchtitz calls multiple passengers Ojama

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 14:48:23 No.5251888 Report

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>>5251703
>David Bixenspan goes to the toilet
>his fat ass gets sucked in by the toilet, clogs it and causes a major decompression
>Takertranny is serenading UAMFBN
>UAMFBN no sells it
>bitchtits and Ojama are having a shoot schizo match on the plane

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 14:56:54 No.5251944 Report

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>>5251703
It would fucking stink in there

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 14:58:12 No.5251956 Report

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>>5251703

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 15:38:38 No.5252295 Report

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Probably a typical flight of today where the "wrestlers" play video games, discuss capeshit and have gay sex in the toilet.
The plane ride from hell that's been talked about would be my dream flight thought. Just boys having fun, getting drunk, having sex with flight attendants. Absolutely based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 15:42:02 No.5252331 Report

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>>5252295
Sup Undercarder ya old fuck

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 15:42:09 No.5252334 Report

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>>5251703
everyone gets slimed

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 16:32:01 No.5252736 Report

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>>5251703
Pic related

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 16:38:11 No.5252773 Report

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>>5252736
Redder version because I'm a retard

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 16:53:40 No.5252885 Report

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>>5252773
WTF IS HIS PROBLEM??!!

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 16:55:29 No.5252894 Report

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We’d crack open a couple of basedweisers and there ain’t a heckin thing xe/xem or anyone can do about it

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:35:19 No.5253184 Report

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>>5251703
>Pikot having to constantly keep the plane level as Mandy's faithful BloomCoomers all pile on her and Gigi in the back. Semen flows like a hotspring. Jacy is used as a fleshlight by a much smaller group and not as roughly. Sonya is tied to her chair and forced to watch.
>Rhythmic thumping from the emergency door row as a bunch of AEW Trannies who snuck on board try to crash the plane
>There's a huge brawl in the restroom area as everybody keeps trying to shove various wrestlers in the shitter. The only discernable noise is consistent autistic screeching and repeated shouts of "No Dimes!"
>Both shitters have been useless since before takeoff anyway. One with the crumpled body of Kevin Nash after he was ass raped by the all-black crew of flight 92 from Atlanta and stuffed in there.
>the other one just has Sheamus and Sasha who have been going at it since they locked the door.
>Vince is up in front reading scripts for the next 18 months. It's just one page with one line that says "Push Roman".
>Roman by the way has been cornered in the flight attendants kitchen where he was savagely beaten by every average jackoff on tpw/ who could make a fist, then had a Nash level train run on him by everyone who couldn't get Mandy.
>Natalya is running back and forth headlocking people and forcing them to view a slideshow of her cat.
>There's a rising miasma of mountain dew piss. No one can pin down the source.
>Ric Flair hasn't had this much fun in ages, he's slurring through a haze of scotch and painkillers about his favorite matches from the 80's, and actually has a small crowd of boomers and older millennial who are drinking with him and listening with rapt attention.
>Roman is still laying in a jizz drowned coma, though someone shoved both title belts up his rectum.
>Triple H is sitting at a small table drinking a refreshing tea with a laptop in front of him, completely unfazed.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:36:20 No.5253196 Report

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>>5251703
Very smelly. Probably some homosexual antics.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:43:09 No.5253268 Report

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>>5253184
Have sex

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:45:44 No.5253292 Report

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>>5253184
>Stephanie McMahon has a gaggle of Anons that she's verbally abusing and kicking/stomping in the nuts while she makes them call her mommy.
>Shane has exactly 3 guys who are chatting with him about how Raw underground was a good idea and lhe just needs to take it back for a retool.
>Doudrop never made the flight, she was shoved out of the loading gate by a mob screaming about how "you can't put wings on a pachyderm"
>Chody Rhodes has been staring out the window crying and whispering "we made it dad" for 4 hours.
They haven't even made it to their connection flight yet.

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Anonymous Sun 10 Apr 2022 17:58:46 No.5253417 Report

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>>5253184
>all-black crew
We use that word, brother. Heres our executive order

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