>>5253933COUGH COUGH
AHEM
THAT WASN'T MY WIFE, THAT WASN'T MY WIFE, THAT WAS BUBBA RAY DUDLEY IN A WIG, SEE WE WERE PLANNING A RIB LIKE DENNIS CONDRY USE TO DO, BUT WHEN WE SAW YOUR ABYSMAL WORK WE JUST SAID FUCK IT. I TELL YA, YOU'RE FINISH WAS SO FUCKING FLAT YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE OF CARDS ON IT, MOTHERFUCKER YOU NEED TO BUILD TO THE CLIMAX, GET THE PEOPLE ON THEIR FEET, INSTEAD YOU JUST BLEW YOUR LOAD AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE 'THAT'S IT?' I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WOULD DO, AN OLD BILL DUNDEE TRICK, YOU GET YOUR RIGHT ARM AROUND THEIR GOOZLE PIPE, AND HAVE THE LEFT HAND SMACKING THE ASS, AND YOU DON'T CRANK ON THE NECK, YOU JUST LET THEM PULL THEIR HEAD BACK ON INSTINCT, AND INSTEAD, WHAT YOU DO IS YOU LAY IT IN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND ON THE ASS WHILE YOUR RIGHT HAND SQUEEZES THE AIR OUT OF THEIR LUNGS SO THEY'RE BEGGING FOR AIR, AND THEY KNOW THEY'LL ONLY GET AIR WHEN YOU CUM, SO YOU LET THEM DEVELOP, AND THEN, ONLY THEN DO YOU TELL THEM YOU'RE ABOUT TO CUM SO THEY'RE THINKING DAMN I CAN FINALLY BREATH, BUT THE DEPRIVATION OF OXYGEN HAS THEM GOING LOOPY SO YOU START WITH THE DIRTY TALK ASKING QUESTIONS AND THEY HAVE TO LET OUT WHAT LITTLE AIR THEY HAVE LEFT TO ANSWER, AND THEY EVENTUALLY HAVE NOTHING LEFT IN THE TANK SO THEIR BODY NATURALLY ORGASMS OUT OF ALL THE TENSION, AND THEN, ONLY THEN, DO YOU GO TO YOUR FINISH, MOTHERFUCKER. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS.
