>"Last week Firstname Lastname attacked me out of the blue and I lost my title shot
>Well Firstname Lastname, since you're too much of a coward to come out and face me like a man, how about you come down here now and we settle it once and for all"
>Firstname Lastname's theme hits
>"Cut the music out, cut the music out... Heelface McBabyturn, last week I attacked you because you get all the opportunities and I don't. You want me to get into the ring with you and settle it? You want me to show the people of Current City how good my wrestling is as opposed to yours?"
>Current City crowd cheers
>"No Heelface McBabyturn, I will not fight you in this arena in Current City. You don't make the matches, Retired Oldfart is the GM and he does"
>Retired Oldfart theme starts playing
>"Tonight it's McBabyturn vs Lastname, here in CURRENT CITY"