>You're at a premium live event, walking along the tarps, when all of a sudden you look down...
>What one?
>What?
>What premium live event?
>It doesn't make any difference what event, it's completely hypothetical.
>But, how come I'd be along the tarps?
>Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a flyer for a non-WWE wrestling event--
>Wrestling? What's that?
>You know what sports entertainment is?
>Of course!
>Same thing.
>I've never seen wrestling... but I understand what you mean.
>You reach down and you pick up the flyer
>Do you make up these questions? Or do they write 'em down for you?
>You tear up the flyer, crumple up the pieces into a ball, and pull up your twitter app on your phone. You post #StandUpForWWE and post a picture of the flyer. Vince McMahon can't defend himself. Not without your tweets. But you're not getting retweets.
>What do you mean, I'm not getting retweets?
>I mean: you're not getting retweets! Why is that? They're just questions, drone. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?
