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Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 20:44:45 No.5268402 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5268423 >>5268446 >>5268464 >>5268471 >>5268498 >>5268514 >>5268684 >>5268709 >>5268720 >>5268738 >>5268875 >>5268958 >>5269081 >>5269199 >>5270688 >>5270703 >>5270981

>loses to Johnny Knoxville at WrestleMania

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 20:45:30 No.5268416 Report

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That’s what he wanted

Human

Human Mon 11 Apr 2022 20:45:51 No.5268423 Report

Quoted By: >>5268530

>>5268402
>is the most entertaining thing on night two of Wrestlemania and will be in more headlined matches going forward

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 20:46:44 No.5268437 Report

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its the exact type of shit he wanted though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 20:47:13 No.5268446 Report

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>>5268402
>I believed them
KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 20:47:59 No.5268464 Report

Quoted By: >>5273511

>>5268402
you say that yet he’s a DDT guy this stuff is fine for him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 20:48:13 No.5268471 Report

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>>5268402
kek
He has the stockholm syndrome

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 20:49:10 No.5268483 Report

Quoted By: >>5268692

not like he could get out and use el genérico gimmick in current year

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 20:49:51 No.5268498 Report

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>>5268402
Sami Zayn was a comedy wrestler for over a decade before joining WWE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 20:50:58 No.5268514 Report

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>>5268402
Money and miles, Smark

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 20:51:00 No.5268515 Report

Quoted By: >>5269098

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 20:51:43 No.5268530 Report

Quoted By: >>5268802 >>5268843 >>5271017

>>5268423
Sami will never be pushed to the top of the card

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 20:54:28 No.5268566 Report

Quoted By: >>5269098 >>5270635 >>5271021 >>5271298

They know better than dumbass smarks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:05:24 No.5268684 Report

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>>5268402
How is this ginger guy Syrian?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:05:58 No.5268692 Report

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>>5268483
and then turner cancels him like they did the briscoes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:06:31 No.5268697 Report

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>arguably the 3rd most featured match of Wrestlemania
wow he's signed the mark contract alright

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:07:01 No.5268709 Report

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>>5268402
Only self-marks care about win/loss records

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:08:00 No.5268720 Report

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>>5268402
>is in a match with a high profile celebrity at Wrestlemania and has the most memorable match of the entire 2-night show

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:09:15 No.5268738 Report

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>>5268402
I loved the match and rarely bother to watch wrestling anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:09:35 No.5268742 Report

Quoted By: >>5268812

Sami has one of the two invisible titles of WWE right now. Or rather he might have both of them. The comedy relief title and the celebrity worker title. Miz usually had the latter but I think the Jackass stuff was more hyped by the WWE than the Logan Paul match.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:10:21 No.5268749 Report

Quoted By: >>5271946

He's now talent like based Miz that WWE trust with celebs

He may not be tha big dawg but his moments are memorable

He's having FUN and is happy

So what's the issue here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:11:07 No.5268765 Report

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Was probably the best part of the show

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:12:17 No.5268778 Report

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Kek, what a mark with no self respect. Comedy matches? Embarrassing

Anyway I've been promised 3 hotdogs tonight if I do a swanton off the school jungle gym, see ya

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:14:07 No.5268802 Report

Quoted By: >>5268986 >>5269218

>>5268530
>top of the card
Who gives a fuck? You know who was? Jinder and no one cares about him. Sami put on a good match and Vince will reward him with money and miles, mark.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:15:12 No.5268812 Report

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>>5268742
Are invisible titles a thing in wrestling?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:15:33 No.5268816 Report

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Sami Zayn is literally their only good act (aewtrannies stop right there, you have 0 good acts). Rko bro got old

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:18:11 No.5268843 Report

Quoted By: >>5269248

>>5268530
If chickenshits like Miz and 2011 heel Christian can be at the top, then so can Sami. He'd get massive heat cashing in on Cody later in the year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:20:51 No.5268875 Report

Quoted By: >>5269248

>>5268402
Him and KO were rewarded for their loyalty

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:24:23 No.5268929 Report

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>loses a fake fight
you know

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:26:41 No.5268958 Report

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>>5268402
Of course he was going to lose. It was a gimmick celebrity match. Only marks thought he would win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:28:28 No.5268986 Report

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>>5268802
yeah but he can't go to saudi arabia

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:28:29 No.5268987 Report

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Sami makes the celebrity shit entertaining and his gimmick is entertaining but I’d rather see him put on banger matches than be a retard heel for the rest of his life

A competitive match with Balor, Lashley, Reigns, Hangman, Mox, Darby, etc would be far more entertaining

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:36:14 No.5269081 Report

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>>5268402
He's not a mark. He knows what the business is about and is maximizing his time and earnings in WWE. His days of breaking his neck for fake titles is over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:37:53 No.5269098 Report

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>>5268515
he's honestly not wrong

>>5268566
kinda based
always thought these guys were retards but they're happy as fuck and making a ton of money
good for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:45:40 No.5269190 Report

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>WWE trusts Sami to work a gimmick match with an untrained stuntman, to keep him and his buddies safe, while carrying the entire 15 minutes to make the match entertaining
Working celeb matches means theu trust you and you're held in high regard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:46:18 No.5269199 Report

Quoted By: >>5269247

>>5268402
Gets paid $331k a year to live out his dream to make an honest living off what he loves doing the most. Wins and losses doesn't matter, he's made it.

Internet retard with overnight hours getting paid $24k a year and can barely afford his food addiction. Hasn't seen a win since his uncle touched him when he was 5.

But, you know, lost to Knoxville. He's failing so hard. Pfft.

Enjoy diabetes faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:47:05 No.5269206 Report

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>DDT comedy wrestler
>Happy to do comedy shit and get paid well
Wow, what a shock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:48:46 No.5269218 Report

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>>5268802
>good match

It was a trainwreck and you know it. But it got media attention and involved a celebrity, so I'm sure Vince loves it. Not like anything done with Wendi Richter wasn't a train wreck too, but Vince loved that also.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:50:56 No.5269236 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UppumD1RBO0&;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:52:05 No.5269247 Report

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>>5269199
He probably makes closer to a mil, high six figures rather than low

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:52:11 No.5269248 Report

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>>5268843
There's others that do it better. Fuck Sami.

>>5268875
Owens was rewarded. Working with Stone Cold in a retirement match is huge and it was the main event of night 1. Sami lost in a gimmick match, played mostly for comedy, in the middle of the card, against a washed up amateur stuntman without an ounce of muscle on him, and Sami even got beaten up by a midget along the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 21:58:29 No.5269328 Report

Quoted By: >>5270576 >>5270945

>a well enjoyed match in Wrestlemania
>losing to Adam Cole on Rampage before being sent to Dark or ROH
And people wonder why people don't sign the smark contract

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Apr 2022 23:56:08 No.5270576 Report

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>>5269328

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Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 00:00:59 No.5270635 Report

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>>5268566
You know what? They're where they want to be. They're being paid what they want to make. I'm being a mark wanting to see them in the super indy. They've already conquered the super indies. They don't have to prove anything to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 00:03:57 No.5270688 Report

Quoted By: >>5271216

>>5268402
I wonder if he really is a headcase because AEW didn't put out feelers to him like they did Kevin Steen and they both have the PWG/Dragon Gate ties with the Bucks. You'd think they'd want him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 00:04:32 No.5270703 Report

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>>5268402
I mean, he's constantly on TV. Unlike half the people in WWE or AEW.
Tell me, did Balor appear at Wrestlemania? Was the IC Title even defended?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 00:14:27 No.5270945 Report

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>>5269328
he had a intercontinental title match vs johnny knoxville wtf are even on about

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 00:16:27 No.5270981 Report

Quoted By: >>5271055

>>5268402
Imagine humiliating Sami Zayn with retarded gimmick matches

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 00:17:51 No.5271017 Report

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>>5268530
who the fuck cares? Drew and Bobbo have been gravitating on the top of the card for several years and they did nothing of note. Meanwhile, Sami had a GOAT feud with Knoxville and is constantly entertaining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 00:17:57 No.5271021 Report

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>>5268566
Wholesome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 00:19:05 No.5271055 Report

Quoted By: >>5271246

>>5270981
>Imagine humiliating Sami Zayn with retarded gimmick matches

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 00:25:27 No.5271216 Report

Quoted By: >>5271306

>>5270688
Problem with Zayn is that his indie gimmick is problematic as fuck these days since he played a masked luchadore who explicitly pretended to be Mexican and who spoke fragmented Spanish words.

He never wrestled under his real name or any variants and so he'd have to either go back to El Generico and be lynched by the woke mob and not get hired or reinvent himself again and pray he somehow can beg Vince to let him use his WWE (which is super close to his real name) name outside the company.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 00:26:44 No.5271246 Report

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>>5271055
kek based generico

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 00:28:26 No.5271298 Report

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>>5268566
>Had their 1v1 match at WrestleMania
>Got to tag team at WrestleMania
>Sami has beaten Daniel Bryan at Mania
>Owens has main evented at Mania against one of his idols, Stone Cold
>Owens has had 1v1 and won the US title against his other idol, Chris Jericho at WrestleMania
>Owens was one of the first guys to beat Cena clean towards the end of the Super Cena era
>Sami has always been given a lot of mic and screen time
BUT NOOOOOOO THEY SHOULD'VE GONE TO GAYEW SO THEY CAN BE DROPPED ON THEIR HEADS BY SHITTERS AND GET LOST IN THE SHUFFLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 00:28:37 No.5271306 Report

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>>5271216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTR7xg2NZ3Y&;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 00:29:39 No.5271341 Report

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Nono we want generico brainbustah shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 00:57:15 No.5271946 Report

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>>5268749
>So what's the issue here?
NOOOOOOOOOO WHY ISN'T HE DOING THIRTY CANADIAN DESTROYERS AND FINNER SAWDUSTING HIMSELF FOR MY AMUSEMENT??

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2022 02:02:24 No.5273511 Report

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>>5268464
Very interesting to say the least

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