WHEN HIS SONG COMES ON I START TO SHORE
I FALL ASLEEEEP

YOU GO TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW , WANTING TO BE ENTERTAINED

BUR WHEN RANDY CUTS A PROMO, YOU START TO FEEL ASHAMED

TO BE A WRESTLING FAN AT 30

IM NO BETTER THAN A FURRY

MORE THAN HALF MY WAGIE CHECK SPENT

I CANT AFFORD TO PAY NEXT MONTHS RENT

RANDY MADE ME HOPELESS

HIS SHIT IS SO SOULLESS

IM ABOUT TO BE HOMELESS

AT LEAST IM NOT DIMELESS

RANDY ORTON FUCKING BLOWS

WHEN HIS SONG COMES ON I START TO SNORE

I FALL ASLEEP


I FAALLLL ASLEEEEEEEEAAAAPP