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Why is it that neither Vince or Tony seems to know how to make an Indian megastar? They want to win over the Indian market, but the Indian wrestlers they push are evil foreign heel characters, which doesn't really appear to Indians at all. Indians like four things.

>big stronk guys like Roman
>protagonist of wrestling that wins the most like Cena/Roman
>Indian Joker - this one is probably the most complicated. I think this boils down to living a vicarious power fantasy. Indians are fucking losers that probably get bullied a lot. Indian Joker always manages to turn the tables on bullies by doing something cool and outlandish.
>bobs and vagenes

According to my research, the winning formula to create an Indian megastar is to take Veer. Make him a face. Give him a gimmick similar to Eddie, heels will constantly try to fuck with him, for example a heel tries to hit him with a steel chair while the ref's back is turned, but then he grabs the steel chair and uses it on the heel, turning the tables on the bad guy. Also, he's a ladies man and has 2-4 sexy valets with big bobs accompanying him to the ring. There you go, an Indian megastar that draws all the rupees you could ever want.