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>Enter satnam
- bing ding dang bing dinaga bingadaa hingna song plays
- enters ring over top rope
- motions to good sir ringside for a microphone word communication device
- good sir brings a headset and battery pack due to microphone word communication device in his home country
- satnam puts headset on and incredibly loud dial tone fills the arena
- brinnnng brinnnnnng siiiiir siiiiir briiiing briiiin--X
>HOGANS THEME HITS
>Hogan walks to ring middle fingers riding high and good sirs chanting "logan, Logan, lugan"
- motions for a mic
- given a headset that has a brown wig with a bowl cut
- places headset with wig on head
- WELL I HEAR YOU WANT TO DIAL OUT, BROTHER
- PROBLEM IS YOU NEED TO HIT STAR FIRST
>HOGAN HULKS OUT SHOWING HE IS THE MEGASTAR
>satnam scrambling trying to read manuals stacked ringside in how to speak back
- yes yes yes good sir i understand your frustration
>the sir coping begins
>Hulkster aint having it
>satnam exhales and grabs hogan by the shoulders and looks in his eyes
- good sir please we must rival
- sir i show you a rival and you see mine?
>HOGAN STRAIGHT FACED
- LISTEN HERE, BROTHER, I AINT YOUR SIR AND I AINT YOUR RIVAL
- I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS CHARADE
>satnam sighs and waves his hand
>thick contract brought in and then flipped to specific page citing "Rival a good sir clause"
>HOGAN SHOCKED
>SATNAM RUBBING HANDS WITH HEADSET ON HAPPY MERCHANT STYLE
>HOGAN PRIMED TO RESPOND
- BROTHER YOU WANT A RIVAL?
- YOU WANT A SIR?
>YOU GOT A NEW DELHI
