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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 10:29:26 No.5317636 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5317646 >>5317730 >>5317939 >>5318294 >>5319021 >>5319624 >>5321763

What's so Simpsons about Danhausen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 10:31:10 No.5317645 Report

Quoted By: >>5322417

They should have just let him do his thing on social media, but with AEW talent sometimes. He sucks on TV

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 10:31:11 No.5317646 Report

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>>5317636
Transhausen

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 10:38:01 No.5317678 Report

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Sneedhausen

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 10:47:20 No.5317720 Report

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Banhausen

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 10:49:22 No.5317730 Report

Quoted By: >>5317866 >>5317955 >>5317964 >>5318162 >>5318218 >>5318941 >>5318970 >>5319708 >>5320772

>>5317636
Have they ever explained who he is or how he can do what he does?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:14:53 No.5317866 Report

Quoted By: >>5317905 >>5317945 >>5318886

>>5317730
Hi Jim! He's a spooky guy who does curses on people, how do you not get that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:20:15 No.5317905 Report

Quoted By:

>>5317866
>Hi Jim!
rent free, tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:27:08 No.5317939 Report

Quoted By: >>5320730 >>5320790 >>5320976

>>5317636
HE CURSED REAGAL!!!!!!

https://twitter.com/DrainBamager/status/1514485766734319618?s=20&t=64qjoRmKcdJ2-gwzT6DjVA

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:27:34 No.5317945 Report

Quoted By: >>5317955

>>5317866
He isnt a mime?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:29:15 No.5317955 Report

Quoted By: >>5318005

>>5317730
Literally his debut

>>5317945
>cuts promos

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:30:29 No.5317964 Report

Quoted By: >>5317982 >>5318311 >>5319288

>>5317730
If you can't think logically about who he is, without seeing a 10 minute promo and video package about his origin and motivations, then you're freakin' dumbhausen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:34:59 No.5317982 Report

Quoted By: >>5318018 >>5318210

>>5317964
OK so what are his origins and motivation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:38:37 No.5318005 Report

Quoted By: >>5321955

>>5317955
Never said he was a good mime... Honestly the only time I saw him speak was when he freaked out that Hook wasn't affected by him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 11:41:06 No.5318018 Report

Quoted By:

>>5317982
He wants money. I think thats it, idk what the teeth do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 12:05:17 No.5318162 Report

Quoted By:

>>5317730
He raises his wife's daughter while she's out working as a stripper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 12:11:10 No.5318210 Report

Quoted By: >>5318910

>>5317982
He's insane and thinks he's a demon.
He likes money and teeth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 12:11:49 No.5318218 Report

Quoted By: >>5318296 >>5318303

>>5317730
165 pound shitter that couldn’t get over as a real wrestler so he came up with these meme meta gimmick in order to appeal to Redditors and other numales.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 12:19:09 No.5318294 Report

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>>5317636
I still don't know who he is or why he is with the best friends or what he does or why he does it or why I should care or why he is being paid by AEW to do any of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 12:19:16 No.5318296 Report

Quoted By: >>5318924 >>5321821 >>5321870

>>5318218
>couldn’t get over as a real wrestler
Wrestling is fake, there’s no such thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 12:19:51 No.5318303 Report

Quoted By:

>>5318218
>165 pound
doubt.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 12:20:33 No.5318311 Report

Quoted By: >>5318393 >>5318431

>>5317964
How can anyone think logically and guess who he is when all he has done is appear randomly and wave his arms without any explanation or motivation for doing anything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 12:29:23 No.5318393 Report

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>>5318311
What how does it affect anyone? Distract them for a second? How was Hook supposed to react? Distracted? and if so, from what? Walking up the ramp? Them paring him up with Hook is supposed to get him over with gayddeit, because I guess he got backlash for going to a strip joint???

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 12:33:49 No.5318431 Report

Quoted By: >>5318455 >>5318698 >>5319577

>>5318311
Logically speaking he's a geek in demon facepaint that shows up randomly and acts like a geek and pretend to "curse" the real wrestlers.

If you don't get that, you're a stupid fuckhausen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 12:37:52 No.5318455 Report

Quoted By: >>5318466

>>5318431
Or not some reddit tier faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 12:39:08 No.5318466 Report

Quoted By: >>5318670

>>5318455
>r*ddit outta nowhere
Get a grip. This shit isn't complicated, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:07:08 No.5318670 Report

Quoted By: >>5318710

>>5318466
Here we say get a clue, now fuck on back to redddit and talk about how your girlfriends boyfriend got you a switch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:10:17 No.5318698 Report

Quoted By: >>5318710

>>5318431
Why do the wrestlers sell his curses if he's pretending?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:11:52 No.5318710 Report

Quoted By: >>5318744

>>5318670
You seem to know more about that game console shit, kid. Lie down and accept defeat, fucking retard. And stop bringing up plebbit. It's embarassing.

>>5318698
Only the geeks sell his curses or pretend to. Regal and Bryan did, for example. Hook and Mox didn't.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:15:07 No.5318744 Report

Quoted By: >>5318765

>>5318710
I first off watch both shows, second AEW is mostly watched by reddit fans, and WWE is watched mostly by non-reddit types. Second Im sure im old than you, kid, third you need to hit the weights, take a shower, and get a clue... KID

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:18:17 No.5318765 Report

Quoted By: >>5318789

>>5318744
>wahhh i'm older than u kid wahhhh i watch both wwe and aew wahhh
Yeah okay.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:21:12 No.5318789 Report

Quoted By: >>5318801

>>5318765
Come at me with your birth certificate, you fat bodied, smooth brained, jack toothed, soiled underwear smelling, wee todd!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:22:24 No.5318801 Report

Quoted By: >>5318830

>>5318789
You want a war?

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:25:49 No.5318830 Report

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>>5318801
I do want a war, I want a hot war, you curly haird little baby back bitch, you think im scurrd of some pants shitter? Let me tell you something BROTHER!!! I AINT SCARED OF NO PANTS SHITTER, COME. THE. FUCK. AT. ME!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:31:48 No.5318886 Report

Quoted By: >>5319242 >>5319258

>>5317866
how is he spooky? he’s a comedy act. Alvarez is also more saying they should let him do a promo to introduce himself to help slowly explain who he is to the tv audience

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:34:06 No.5318910 Report

Quoted By: >>5318961

>>5318210
>He's insane and thinks he's a demon.
>He likes money and teeth.
none of these things have been portrayed on tv. they don’t have to be spelled out that plainly, but a normie viewer will not even assume that much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:36:02 No.5318924 Report

Quoted By:

>>5318296
>Wrestling is fake, there’s no such thing
There are people in reality who are professional wrestlers. In reality they do not actually fight, but they are “pro wrestlers”. Danhausen is not one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:37:34 No.5318941 Report

Quoted By:

>>5317730
He’s a hornswoggle for the modern age

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:40:19 No.5318961 Report

Quoted By: >>5319577

>>5318910
Normie viewers are dumb as fuck then. I don't care. It doesn't need to be spelled out. One look at him should be enough to understand that this is a geek played for laughs and that's the end of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:41:24 No.5318970 Report

Quoted By: >>5319017 >>5319587

>>5317730
he's very nice, but also, very evil

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:42:05 No.5318976 Report

Quoted By: >>5318988 >>5320706

The same people that don't get Danhausen are the same people that don't get Orange Cassidy and need promos and video packages explaining why he's got his hands in his pockets and wear sunglasses.

"WHAT'S HIS HECKING ORIGIN STORY????"
Literally fucking capeshit fans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:43:48 No.5318988 Report

Quoted By: >>5319006

>>5318976
>yo whats with this dude?
>OH MY SCIENCE HES JUST LE SPOOKY AND LIKES TEETH DONT YOU GET IT?
ok there freak

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:45:30 No.5319006 Report

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>>5318988
Heh. You're the one making an issue out of this, kiddo. Are you personally offended or something? Wait don't tell me, are you a real freakin' demonhausen????

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:46:27 No.5319017 Report

Quoted By:

>>5318970
>he's very nice, but also, very evil
He has never even said that himself on television

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 13:46:48 No.5319021 Report

Quoted By:

>>5317636
His early seasons were the good oneshauaen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 14:15:25 No.5319242 Report

Quoted By:

>>5318886
he's like a wacky Tim Burton character

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 14:17:30 No.5319258 Report

Quoted By:

>>5318886
>Alvarez is also more saying
Dumb pajeet scum.

Also Alvarez isn't right all the time. Everything else he complained about for Dynamite was spot on but In this case he's a dumbfuck. Danhausen doesn't need to do a promo yet. It'll happen but not yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 14:21:03 No.5319288 Report

Quoted By: >>5319571 >>5319611

>>5317964
I'll take ten seconds if someone can properly explain it!

All I gather from the ironic shitposters is that he's just some doofus who couldn't get over doing his normal schtick so he puts on facepaint and makes cringey facial expressions at the camera. Literally anyone with access to facepaint can do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 14:57:42 No.5319571 Report

Quoted By:

>>5319288
True, but Danhausen has "it" to pull off the things he do. It can't be explained. He just has "it".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 14:58:44 No.5319577 Report

Quoted By: >>5319599

>>5318431
But why is he employed? Why is he there?
Who is he? He just shows up and we are expected to know who he is and why he's there.
>>5318961
There should never be anything pointless taking up time in your show. He has literally no purpose. Defending the way he has been used is mark bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 15:00:37 No.5319587 Report

Quoted By:

>>5318970
That's an oxymoron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 15:02:09 No.5319599 Report

Quoted By:

>>5319577
He's over with the crowd, he's a family friendly goof and he immediately became a top merch seller. Unironically Tony hired him to sell merch. He's not really on AEW to wrestle, though he will probably do that as soon as he's healed up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 15:02:27 No.5319602 Report

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walks like he has mild cerebral palsy + wears sting makeup + doesnt wrestle = dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 15:03:53 No.5319611 Report

Quoted By:

>>5319288
Those "ironic shitposters" aren't really ironic or shitposting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 15:04:59 No.5319624 Report

Quoted By:

>>5317636
Sneedhausen’s Feedhausen and Seedhausen (formerly Chuckhausen’s)

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 15:08:22 No.5319654 Report

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Here's AEW's curtain call for those that missed it. Watch it from the start if you want but I've made the clip start at the Danhausen segment. Jon Moxley no-sells him and berates Yuta for ever hanging out with him. Regal and Bryan however.

https://youtu.be/mrGwgdaAn7w?t=217

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 15:14:08 No.5319708 Report

Quoted By:

>>5317730
No they expect you to follow him on twitter and follow every tweet by every single signed aew talent
And also all signed wwe talent and any wrestling talent actually so you can get every yummy kino reference

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 15:17:19 No.5319739 Report

Quoted By: >>5319912

Adding hausen to the end of a sentence is cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 15:36:51 No.5319912 Report

Quoted By: >>5320226

>>5319739
>coolhausen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 16:21:23 No.5320222 Report

Quoted By: >>5320298

>Have comedy stable in the Dark Order
>Danhausen immediately fits in as the leader of this
>But lol we're putting our LITERAL heavyweight champ in this spot.

Great booking Tony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 16:21:59 No.5320226 Report

Quoted By:

>>5319912
Thrillhausen

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 16:32:23 No.5320298 Report

Quoted By: >>5320323

>>5320222
Hangman isn't the leader of Dark Order. He's rejected the position several times. Evil Uno is temporary leader. Everything else you wrote was correct though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 16:35:07 No.5320323 Report

Quoted By: >>5320346

>>5320298
Could've fooled me what will all the run ins and segments.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 16:36:51 No.5320346 Report

Quoted By: >>5320410

>>5320323
They're allied to each other and they want him to be the leader. But he's not their leader and he's not officially part of their group.

Is this also complicated to follow?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 16:44:44 No.5320410 Report

Quoted By: >>5320430

>>5320346
It's less that and more that Hangman's "lone cowboy" character somewhat requires that TDO stay the fuck away from him.

I like AEW but I kind of wonder if the roster is a bit too bloated right now to book coherently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 16:46:43 No.5320430 Report

Quoted By: >>5320637

>>5320410
It's exactly that and exactly what the other guy wrote. You just filled in the obvious part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 17:06:03 No.5320637 Report

Quoted By:

>>5320430
I think (hope) they're doing the right thing by increasing the number of stables, Faction wars did work for NJPW, the problem is I don't trust them to do it well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 17:08:06 No.5320661 Report

Quoted By: >>5320678

Can someone explain why I’m supposed to like the Simpsons? I used to watch a few episodes in my room a night cause I only had an antenna and it was always on (yes I’m that old) so I’ve probably seen 2-300 of them and I don’t remember laughing very much. Was I just old enough to see it but too young to appreciate it, or is it just as overrated as it feels?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 17:10:07 No.5320678 Report

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>>5320661
90's Simpsons was a different beast to what it became. Genuinely funny and repeatedly taking potshots at pop culture and the establishment.

It should have ended years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 17:10:57 No.5320683 Report

Quoted By:

reddit wrestler

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 17:14:41 No.5320706 Report

Quoted By: >>5320718 >>5321386

>>5318976
>The same people that don't get Danhausen are the same people that don't get Orange Cassidy
Chads?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 17:16:45 No.5320718 Report

Quoted By:

>>5320706
I hate Orange Cassidy but I tolerate Danhausen. One of them makes a joke of himself outside of the ring. The other makes a joke of what’s happening in the ring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 17:18:17 No.5320730 Report

Quoted By:

>>5317939
This is what the ebots were freaking over? It’s funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 17:23:02 No.5320772 Report

Quoted By: >>5321892 >>5322406

>>5317730
His gimmick is inspired by tv horror hosts of the 1960s and 70s, like Zacherley or Svengoolie. They made humorous quips over old horror films. So he’s supposed to be kind of silly, kind of halloweeny, spooky fun. I don’t think he’s very entertaining personally, but he definitely is over and a merch mover.

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 17:25:14 No.5320790 Report

Quoted By:

>>5317939
Holy cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 17:41:03 No.5320976 Report

Quoted By:

>>5317939
So this is what daniel Bryan is up to these days. KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 18:17:19 No.5321386 Report

Quoted By:

>>5320706
AYO, THIS ANON DO BE THINKING HE'S A CHAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 18:45:40 No.5321763 Report

Quoted By:

>>5317636
(early) Simpsons was great. This guy is a humourless faggot with no importance in wrestling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 18:51:28 No.5321821 Report

Quoted By:

>>5318296
Yes wrestling is fake that's why presentation and THE LOOK is so important. If you're going to fake fight at least make it look like 2 beasts fighting each other, not a dyel twink doing spooky poses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 18:52:20 No.5321835 Report

Quoted By:

When he's not on screen people should be asking "wheres danhausen"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 18:55:59 No.5321870 Report

Quoted By:

>>5318296
>wrestling is fake so let's make the lie look painfully obvious
You're missing the point of kayfabe and keeping the fake shit under wraps to help the fans delude themselves into believing it's real, even momentarily
I'm going to assume you're an AEW fan

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 18:57:13 No.5321892 Report

Quoted By:

>>5320772
>but he definitely is over and a merch mover.
Leave the echo chamber ffs, nobody knows who this guy is, nobody outside of AEW arenas has ever and I mean ever bought a piece of Danhausen merchandise.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 19:05:26 No.5321955 Report

Quoted By:

>>5318005
Send Hook, we need more twink faggots with child molester dads on tv

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 19:46:56 No.5322406 Report

Quoted By:

>>5320772
He should go full Crypt Keeper and just say cheesy puns

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Apr 2022 19:47:55 No.5322417 Report

Quoted By:

>>5317645
>He sucks on TV
>aew hired a BTE class wrestler who is there for youtube skits

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