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>fake tough guy
>never drew a dime
>jobbed to liquid
>balding
>cried when a fan heckled him in the crowd
>was the one shield member that Brock didn't respect
>was the one shield member that Vince didn't respect
>was the one shield member that got pinned by Triple H
>was given a pity world title reign that tanked ratings
>Vince needed BBAJ to save Smackdown after that
>was the only shield member to not get a big push
>left because he realized he sucked
>works deathmatches in bingohalls while being paid in donuts
>meanwhile Seth and Roman are being paid millions to work the biggest matches in Wrestlemania
>was the only AEW champion who didn't get one million viewers during his reign
>his entire personality is middle fingers and shoulder gyrations
>Stone Cold at the thrift store
>looks like Conker from Conkers Bad Furday
>married a ring rat who the entire lockerroom fucked
>couldn't even afford a suit to go to Corey Graves wedding
Why do people say he's the Michaels again? Oh it's because he left WWE and joined the indie Smark cult.