HEY MARIO, THAT BIG OL 500 POUND SUMBITCH BOWSER TOOK THE DAMN PRINCESS AND USED ALL THE STAR POWER TO PUT EVERYONE IN PAINTINGS!

NOW TAKE YOUR ASS INSIDE THOSE PAINTINGS AND RECOVER THE STARS WITH A LITTLE BIT OF JUMPIN!
>WHAT
A LITTLE BIT OF PUNCHIN!
>WHAT
A LITTLE BIT OF SWINGIN!
>WHAT
AND A LITTLE BIT OF ASS WHOOPIN!
>WHAT
TO SAVE PRINCESS PEACH!

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD TOAD SAID SO!