BARB! CAN YOU CALL THE GRANDBABBIES AND SEE IF THEY CAN TELL ME HOW TO USE THE CHANNEL CHANGER AGAIN?

WELL I GUESS WE'LL JUST WATCH THE OLD ANTENNA OH LOOK ITS RODAN REEMS I WONDER WHAT HE'S BEEN UP TO WELL IT LOOKS LIKE HES GONNA GET INTO IT WITH THAT NICE COLORED BOY NAMED ALMOST! I SURE DO HOPE THEY FIGHT FOREVER

I WONDER IF WE'LL SEE THAT LONG HAIRED HIPPIE BOY, A.K. LYLE TONIGHT, YOU KNOW HE REMINDS ME A BIT OF MY OLD KOREAN WAR BUDDY, SCRAPPY JOE, OF COURSE THE ARMY MADE SCRAPPY JOE CUT HIS HAIR BUT HE USED TO PUT A SCORPION AND A RAT INTO A DRUM BARREL AND MAKE THEM FIGHT FOREVER TOO OR AT LEAST UNTIL ONE OF 'EM KILLED AND ATE THE OTHER! BOY HOWDY THAT WAS THE MOST FUN WE HAD IN KOREA

WHEN YOU CALL LITTLE JIMMY ASK HIM WHY I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT NICE PAUL'S INDY FED ON THE IDIOT BOX LATELY. THE TV GUIDE SAID IT WAS ON BUT ALL I TURNED IT OFF BECAUSE ALL THE COLORS WERE CONFUSING ME! I HOPE HE DIDN'T GO OUT OF BUSINESS! IT'S HARD OUT THERE FOR SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS LIKE HIM! I EARMARKED SOME OF THE OLD RETIREMENT FUND TO SEND TO THOSE POOR STARVING KIDS IN ISRAEL BUT I THINK WE COULD SEND PAUL A FEW SAWBUCKS UNTIL HE GETS BACK ON HIS FEET