HOOOOOooo
Kon'nichiwa, my name is uh Davedo San, I am most humber American restring enthusiast from rand of Japan.
I reery ruv American resring, JAPANESU RESRING NOT AS GUD! HIRRYBIRRY JIMMU AND TUGBOAT, BOTH AMAZING RESTERS! LEGENDARY STATUS! THUMBS UP!
ANTONIO INOKI?? HE'S A SHITTU! COMPLETE BAD! NO GOOD!
Best matchu arways happen in Madison Squer Gaaden!! 100% ARENA NUMBA ONE!

HIA IS RIST OF MY FAVORIT AMERRICAN PROFESSIONA RESRING MOVES:

Johnson Jab
Ford Forearm
Smith Submission
Washington Wheelkick
Adams Ankle Lock
Knoxville Knee
Davis Dive

SOOOOOO INNOVATIVE, MUCH BETTER THAN BORING JAPANESE!! JAPANESE RESTRING GET ZERO STAR! NO STAR FOR YOUUUUU, STUPIDA JAPONEESE
AMERICAN GET ARWAYS 5 STAR!