>>5386431Case in point of Stardump’s astroturfing!
If you honestly believe that Starlight Kid earned that magazine cover, I’m telling you, you should kill yourself. I’m actually, genuinely offended you breath my air. I’m offended that I have to share a planet with someone as brain dead as you, you absolute fucking buffoon. How stupid can you get? Genuinely? I’ve seen retarded children in wheelchairs with more intelligence than you.
Since you’re such a fool, I’ll tell you this in a way even a moronic amoeba like you can understand. Ready?
BUSHIROAD.
BOUGHT.
THE.
COVER.
They buy it all the time. They do it for Snooze Japan, and they do it for Stardump. They do it because absolutely nobody in Stardump is a star and so they have to buy success like the spoiled rich brats they are. The two reasons somebody as garbage as that spot monkey loser SLK is on the cover are:
1: Being the fantasy of pedophiliac, coombrain Stardrones who stroke their pimply little dicks to her.
2: Taking the wrinkly old cocks of Bushiroad management and drinking their rancid semen.
Ozaki absolutely demolished her in every way and she was the one the real fans paid to see. Not SLK, not Tanahashi, Ozaki. She is a certified legend in joshi and the fact fucking STARLIGHT BRAT is front and center is definitive, irrefutable proof that joshi is unsalvageable. This corporate corruption makes me fucking SICK.
You think you’re so clever posting that shit, don’t you? Stardrones are easily impressed cretins after all so I’m not surprised that you think this is an epic “GOTCHA!”. The only one laughing is me. So enjoy your little joke, delusional Stardrone. Because everyone else knows the only joke here is you.