No matter how much gay fan fiction you post, the fact of the matter is the Big Sexy has what it takes to steal a woman away from one of the most charismatic and successful Hollywood actors of all time.

It's because he has the IT FACTOR. That is why he was a top star for 2 decades, that is why he gets recognized in airports, that is why he is the greatest big man of all. Because SIZE MATTERS.

And nothing will change that, no matter how long you spend posting gay memes and fondling your balls