(To the tune of "Gary come home from Spongebob SquarePants")

Cody, now I know I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone
Cody, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
Feeling this empty
Your lisp right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Cody
Cody, come home
(Cody, come home)
Cody, can't you see I was blind?
I'll do anything to change your mind
More than a wrestler, you're my best friend
Too cool to forget
Come back 'cause we are family
And forgive me for making you wanna roam
And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
Somewhere I hope you're reading
My latest three-word poem
Cody, come home
Cody, come home
(Cody, come home)
Cody, come home
(Cody, come home)
Cody, come home
(Cody, come home), ah
Cody, come home
Cody, come home
Cody, won't you come home?