>>5410709Brock is the Michaels and the most believable figure in wrestling history. He also knows wrestling is fake and gay and treats it as such. Anyone next to him is a Jannetty. Anyone on planet earth. Bo-Bandy is pretty based and not normally a Jannetty but Brock is in the group which auto-Jannettys everyone by default, he just wants to fuck his Latina wife and play call of Duty and head shot niggas, show up on TV and throw a spike piledriver twice a month. Batista is living the life he always wanted he’s the tranny spawn of Dykes living out in Hollywood getting lip filler and fucking children. John China exposed himself as desperately wanting the life that Batista has and will not stop gobbling Chinese cock and apologizing in Mandarin until he gets invited to Little St James to eat fresh adrenachrome and fuck orphans to death.
Bork only wants to hunt elk, do some rape play with his aging bimbo wife, raise his lesbian daughter and collect his 10 million a year check for 20 appearances. He even convinced Vince to let him wear his street clothes. Have you seen Brock really wrestler when he was an amateur? He has no clue how to. He won the NCAA title by just being a beast. He would have made the NFL if he didn’t almost die in that accident and still made the practice squad after with no football experience. He was UFC Heavyweight Champion even though he broke his body years prior and had zero fight experience outside a few years of Folkstyle wrestling (which again, he sucked at, technique wise). The man is like something from Mythology. This is why Vince pays him more than any other wrestler in the history of the company and asks him to do less than almost every big name ever.
