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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 14:02:10 No.5417750 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5417775 >>5418193 >>5419475 >>5419486 >>5419550 >>5420444 >>5421535

Why are promos a lost art?
JOBBERS used to drop better promos on velocity than the main eventers now.

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 14:03:27 No.5417756 Report

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38 percent of WWE writers are now women

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 14:03:51 No.5417759 Report

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Everyone has crippling anxiety

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 14:04:34 No.5417766 Report

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You got older and popular media moved on from you.

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 14:06:05 No.5417775 Report

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>>5417750
Because CM Punk covinced a new wave of obese smelly smarks that worked shoots are the only promos that matter and that a regular promo within the confines of a show as an actual tool for storyline progression because it is scripted means it is le bad

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 15:04:10 No.5418193 Report

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>>5417750
Wrestlers are nerds
Before they used to be white rappers. Taking drugs pills and women every town.
Now they go play Nintendo Switch in the locker room

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 15:14:51 No.5418266 Report

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>>5418193
That's pretty much why Vince was catering to the nerd fans with nerd wrestlers like Bryan despite Vince saying he'd never listen to that niche portion of the audience, like giving Balor the chance of being the first universal champion and flooding the roster with dyel midgets.

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 17:46:48 No.5419473 Report

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>>5418266
faggot

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 17:47:26 No.5419475 Report

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>>5417750
A 78 year old man scripts them.

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 17:48:23 No.5419486 Report

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>>5417750
because half of the wrestlers are comic book nerds and the other half care too much about memeltzer stars to improve on promos.

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 17:54:29 No.5419521 Report

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>>5418193
>>5417775
Meanwhile you sit your broke ass in the basement getting fatter and fatter than the wrestlers you hate so much. They ain't goin' broke, but you 'bout to have a STROKE.

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 17:57:56 No.5419550 Report

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>>5417750

Like who? List them

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 19:47:09 No.5420444 Report

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>>5417750
because obese subhumans smarks faggots can't self insert as someone who cuts a good promo because they are autistic pieces of shit

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 20:33:24 No.5420834 Report

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Because even the best promo in history has the acting level of a community college play

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 20:35:53 No.5420854 Report

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>>5420444
What is this headcanon that "Smarks" don't like good promos? Name a good promo that "Smarks" hated. You're issue is that you only like charismaless shitters like Roman and Corbin so you cope and make up an imaginary boogeyman.

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 21:50:09 No.5421535 Report

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>>5417750
cringe

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Anonymous Sat 23 Apr 2022 22:22:42 No.5421815 Report

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>>5419521
Hey Phil!

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