Dead on Arrival match
>zero hype because both competitors are confirmed shoot dead weeks in advance
>competitors make their entrance by being carried to the ring in coffins by pallbearers
>literally just two corpses lying next to each other for ten minutes
>ringside staff/young lions pop the crowd by going around pulling out weapons, throwing them into the ring and lighting a table on fire
>camera cuts in silly ways to make it seem like something exciting is happening
>winner is decided by some arbitrary factor such as the other corpse's fly being undone or something
