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>Playtime's over, sit down un shut yousa talkity-trap. Later on tanight, dare's ganna besa a match per da tag team titles between da Acolytes un X-Pac & Kane, whatever whatever, it'sa notsa important. Da fact of da matto is, dis Unaday at Summerslam da winner of dat match will comen face ta face wit dis. Un ta make sur dat mesa man was right, dis week Mesa putter hesa tada test. Mesa had Paul Bearer call out ta California - San Fernando Valley ta sum associates of ours at da Local 81 - Paul spaked wesa ganna need duey bikes per a ride inda desert. Da guy spaked 'Brother Paul, now wesa know dat da Pasted Man can handle it, buta My no know abouten da Biggen Show. It'sa August, it'sa 120 degrees inda middle of Crunchedness Valley.' Hesa spakes 'da only tings dat survive inda desert are da cold-blooded...the snakes unda lizards.' Paul spaked 'dast all right, un in wunna dose bikes dat yousa settin' up per ussa, Mesa wanten yousa da Biggen Show ta only haf enough gas ta get tada middle of da desert un notsa get backin.'
>So wesa on are-sa way - wesa get tada middle of Crunchedness Valley - 120 degrees, da Biggen Show's bike runs outta gas. Un Mesa pull up next ta hesa un Mesa ask hesa dis question: 'It'sa 120 degrees, howsa yousa ganna survive?' Hesa looks mesa straight inda peepers, witout hesitation, hesa spakes 'Mesa ganna wait 'til yousa goen ta sleep, Mesa ganna stab yousa inda backin, Mesa ganna cut yousa flesh offa, make a coat outta it, un Mesa ganna tongue-grab YOUSA flesh until Mesa find munches.' Mesa spaked 'Hot answer biggen man, boot Mesa do notsa sleep,' un Mesa drove offa un left hesa. Mesa waited onda outskirts of da desert. Duey days later, hesa walks out wit a snake necktie un lizard boots, carryin' hisen Harley-Davidson on hisen shoulder. Da point of da tale-o dissen. Whata used tabe known as SummerSlam will now besa known as Armageddon, un whoever shows up...will besa ouch-ed.
