/pw/ - Professional Wrestling

>Never the guy
>Fake tough guy
>Fake shooter
>Won as many legit fights as Cuck Man Phil
>PANCRASE was a work
>as legit of a fighter as Akira Maeda & Nobuhiko Takada
>was Masakatsu Funaki's Jannetty
>dropped out of the NJ Dojo because he didn't have what it took
>nearly killed NOAH because he's an anti-draw
>never won a G1
>never won the IWGP HW strap
>has literally wrestled in empty arenas
>BEFORE COVID
>never drew a single dime
>never sold a single shirt
>janettied by his theme song
>faction full of jobbers
>literally wears a fedora
>midget
>stupid haircut
>"shooter" who doesn't even have cauliflower ears
>stole Taz's towel gimmick
>NEVER Champion because he NEVER drew a dime
>senior citizen who picks on Young Lions because they're not allowed to beat his ass
>not good enough for either the WK13 or WK15 main card
>wasn't good enough to wrestle in America for 30-years
>when he finally was able to come over for the 1st time in 30-years to wrestle Cody, he lowered himself by thanking Cody for drawing the house in front of the entire lockerrom.
>"Kaze Ni Nare" means "Allergic to Yen"
>nicknamed The Lonely Warrior because no one comes to see him wrestle
>フェイク・タフ・ガイ・プッシー

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 08:59:09 No.5446697 Report

Quoted By: >>5446705

>entrance
gets a big pop

>forearm exchange
gets a big pop

>tongue out
gets a big pop

>gotch-style piledriver
gets a big pop

HOLY BASEDOLA

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 09:03:12 No.5446705 Report

Quoted By: >>5448991

>>5446697
>why are the crowds so fucking loud
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 09:22:58 No.5446779 Report

Quoted By: >>5446848

>>5446673
>>5446682
It's literally the same crowd from last week's Dynamite & Rampage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 09:25:17 No.5446794 Report

Quoted By: >>5446810 >>5446840 >>5446916

>putting a minoru on dark
is he at least chopping the fuck out of the rookies/jobbers?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 09:25:57 No.5446796 Report

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>>5446665
After all, Minoru Suzuki is a proto-MMA legend and the Michaels to Funakietty

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 09:29:36 No.5446810 Report

Quoted By: >>5446816

>>5446794
Anon you can literally watch it here:

https://youtu.be/LtNimn0qMEU?t=1820

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 09:31:58 No.5446816 Report

Quoted By:

>>5446810
yeah but i could also not

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 09:39:26 No.5446840 Report

Quoted By:

>>5446794
It's the only way he can get a win

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 09:42:34 No.5446848 Report

Quoted By: >>5447451

>>5446779
But rightfully only broadcast on Youtube where this literal japwho belongs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 10:05:57 No.5446916 Report

Quoted By:

>>5446794
he's going to farm wins for a title match

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 10:07:43 No.5446919 Report

Quoted By:

>>5446665
He made the transition

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 10:08:55 No.5446922 Report

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>>5446665
Suzuki is unironic kino.
Theres a specific quote about him ranting about modern wrestlers and how they're trying to be perfect in every way, which results in them being boring. The guy knows wrestling

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 10:17:35 No.5446944 Report

Quoted By: >>5447451 >>5447944

This is all it takes to be over on Dark

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 11:20:10 No.5447213 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 11:41:53 No.5447302 Report

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Redditroons like him only because they feel like they're supposed to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 12:23:53 No.5447451 Report

Quoted By: >>5449006

>>5446848
cope

>>5446944
>fun comedy jobbers

I see no problems here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 14:09:19 No.5447944 Report

Quoted By:

>>5446944
the really ironic part is that the fat panda is doing a spot-on impression of ultimate warrior

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 14:17:44 No.5447988 Report

Quoted By:

>>5446692
>>"Kaze Ni Nare" means "Allergic to Yen"
Poos me every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 14:42:06 No.5448124 Report

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>already relegated to youtube
lmfao

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 15:59:21 No.5448642 Report

Quoted By:

>>5446692
based kenter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 16:20:19 No.5448794 Report

Quoted By:

>>5446692
HOLY KEK
Also:
>92
KWAB

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 16:41:39 No.5448972 Report

Quoted By:

>>5446665
the editing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 16:44:48 No.5448991 Report

Quoted By:

>>5446705
>OH MY SCIENCE RUBY RIOTT IS ALL ELITE IM LOSING MY MIND THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 16:47:10 No.5449006 Report

Quoted By:

>>5447451
>reddit spacing
>gayew cultism
Every time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 16:47:25 No.5449009 Report

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suzuki on dark, jesus christ im not even a smark and i feel offended

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 26 Apr 2022 16:49:14 No.5449025 Report

Quoted By:

>>5446692
>92
OH DEAR

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