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ITT: the best wrestling quotes of all time
>"Bret's a mark."
>"That's not going to work for me, brother"
>"You got a nice finish -- I can't wait to kick out of it"
>"Well I've only got 5 moves, motherfucker, so I'd like to get them all in, and physically there isn't a single thing you can do about it"
>"look like a short order cook from a Pikeville Waffle House"
>"That's great, Bret. But I'm not going to return the favor for you."
>"The Cruiserweights can Cruiser-wait, brother"
>"That's the Wall up there brother"
>"It's a fucking work. The fights are fake. The belt's a prop, you didn't win shit"
>"The only thing real in this business is the money and the miles, mark"
>"Bret's a mark."
>"That's not going to work for me, brother"
>"You got a nice finish -- I can't wait to kick out of it"
>"Well I've only got 5 moves, motherfucker, so I'd like to get them all in, and physically there isn't a single thing you can do about it"
>"look like a short order cook from a Pikeville Waffle House"
>"That's great, Bret. But I'm not going to return the favor for you."
>"The Cruiserweights can Cruiser-wait, brother"
>"That's the Wall up there brother"
>"It's a fucking work. The fights are fake. The belt's a prop, you didn't win shit"
>"The only thing real in this business is the money and the miles, mark"
