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How come he doesn't have a single memorable promo?

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:25:25 No.5492055 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:26:08 No.5492059 Report

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what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:26:14 No.5492063 Report

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>>5492055
King of the Ring…Austin 3:16 is born.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:27:08 No.5492074 Report

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>>5492055
his KOTR promo is literally regarded as one of the greatest, wtf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:27:31 No.5492080 Report

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>>5492055
He has that one where the rock calls him a piece of trailer trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:29:44 No.5492094 Report

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>>5492055
Because he was a strictly worse Billy Gunn.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:30:27 No.5492100 Report

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>>5492074

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:34:10 No.5492131 Report

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>>5492055
His greatest moments are the Rock exposing him as a charisma vacuum redneck
https://youtu.be/UHmLozugwGU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:37:16 No.5492158 Report

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>>5492131
Now post Cena exposing Rock

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:38:16 No.5492165 Report

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>>5492131
>tfw we only got a couple of months of hollywood rock
this was legitimately his peak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:39:33 No.5492176 Report

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>>5492131
>exposing him as a charisma vacuum redneck
lmao what the fuck are you talking about
Austin was corpsing so hard he had to roll up the window and everybody loved it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:42:21 No.5492200 Report

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>>5492055
The one he cut on Paul Heyman being Jewish was kino

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:43:49 No.5492222 Report

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>>5492100
>promo ratings
jesus christ

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:44:34 No.5492229 Report

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his 3:16 draws more than bullet club

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:45:24 No.5492240 Report

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>>5492055
zoom zoom

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:45:46 No.5492246 Report

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>>5492100
yeah Daniel Bryan has definitely cut some of the best promos ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:45:49 No.5492249 Report

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>>5492055
He said the same things every week

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:46:43 No.5492257 Report

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>>5492055
this bait just isn't funny because it's so obviously bait you wouldn't fool anyone

i typed this when it was first posted but failed the captcha but holy kek people are falling for it nvm

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:47:54 No.5492271 Report

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>>5492165
https://youtu.be/db969i85Mjs
Literally the GOAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:49:01 No.5492284 Report

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>>5492257
lame

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:55:42 No.5492341 Report

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Stone Cold is a simp who's dick don't work
https://youtu.be/fZflVoZwbP4

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 03:57:59 No.5492364 Report

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>>5492055
The ECW camcorder worked shoot promo was dimes. I heavily ripped it off when I chewed out the promoter at my work when he kept trying to keep me in the under card and big leagued them and left for the biggest fed and their biggest competitor

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 04:03:11 No.5492397 Report

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never
drew
a
dime

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 04:03:24 No.5492401 Report

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>>5492158
Cena never exposed Rock lol
>made cena known as fruity pebbles
>Rock got cheered even when doing heelish things
>made cena's wife divorce him
>didnt have to break kayfabe
>left unscathed while Cena's boos were even more solidified and became known as even more of a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 04:04:46 No.5492415 Report

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>>5492401
Cena got cheers against Rock you fucking zoomer

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 04:05:49 No.5492428 Report

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>>5492055
Tequilla
>what?
Whiskey
>what?
Beer

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 04:06:00 No.5492431 Report

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>>5492401
Cena turned that shit into an endorsement deal with fruity pebbles. He fucking loves Rock for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 04:07:00 No.5492446 Report

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>>5492415
He did get cheers from women and children(rock exposed that as well) but the majority of the crowd was in favor of The Rock and the boos cena was getting solidified after his feud with The Rock. You were probably one of his little jimmy fans so reading might not be your greatest strength but I never claimed Cena got 0 cheers but the crowd was overwhelmingly in Rock's favor.

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 04:09:18 No.5492466 Report

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>>5492431
Yeah true but that just showed the strength of it that Cena had to roll with it. I mean really what did cena say? Captain catchphrase? No one gave af about that nor did it stick. Muh crying about rock going to hollywood? Was literally a part of his heel gimmick in 2003 now Cena is doing the same thing and even apologized for it

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 04:09:28 No.5492468 Report

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>>5492364
This, it's his best by far him looking dead in the camera and saying "I'm going be the superstar that I always knew I could be" is chilling in a good way

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 04:13:05 No.5492506 Report

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>>5492415
Cena was always based
https://youtu.be/nOQw5p0Ll2Q

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 06:33:01 No.5493817 Report

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>>5492341
>Stone Cold is a simp who's dick don't work
Someone once asked austin on twitter if he took viagras to get it hard.
Simp cuck steve admitted that he had a weak pp and he could have better sex with viagras.
KWAB

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 08:28:54 No.5494523 Report

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>>5492055
Take your meds please

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 08:33:57 No.5494559 Report

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>>5492506
Boobies

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 13:44:10 No.5496058 Report

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>>5492100
holy shit this is fucking cringe

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2022 15:41:15 No.5496701 Report

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>>5492506
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