Seriously, why the fuck does every scene from kurt angle being pissed off at the you suck chants in the locker room to randy savage being interviewed to shawn michaels kicking all the interns in the hallway to “YOU STAY HERE, YOU STAY HERE WITH STEPHANIE TAKE ME TO HIM TAKE ME TO THE SONNUVA BITCH” all feel like a silent hill esque uncanny realmspace where the only laws in place are those of Vince’s design?

Shit feels endless, weirdly nostalgic, and powered by a fucking dyson sphere. It’s bizarre as fuck.