Hey, AEWtists. NewJachad here. I have a suggestion for a trade. How about you give us Bryan Danielson, the one actual great wrestler you have, and we give you William Ass Spray, a complete shitter that doesn't belong here?
New Japan gets even better and more supreme and AEW gets even more :O for you obese self-marks to jizz over, it's a win win for both of us.
What do you say?