>sells out the United Center
>sells out Madison Square Garden
>has consistently made e-drones seethe since 2016
>has never been more relevant on /pw/
>gets discussed constantly
>offers intriguing dream matches and interesting match-ups
>is far and away the dominant wrestling power in its territory
What a great time to be a NJPW chad.
Unfortunately, I'm a fat e-drone and I'm thinking about an heroing because of all the fat L's we've been taking lately. I'm at the end of my rope, quite literally because I tried to hang myself but being a fat morbidly obese e-drone, the rope snapped and I fell comically through my own floor.

Any matches for this soul-crushing seethe that I'm experiencing, being on the outside looking in of these historic wrestling events?