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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:09:01 No.5566406 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5566417 >>5566426 >>5566566 >>5566597 >>5566603 >>5566636 >>5567792 >>5568090 >>5568148

>legit athlete
>great look
>great size
>created his own gimmick
>proactive
>well connected
>mentored by moguls like kevin durant and rick ross
>not a self-mark willing to change
>gives it his 100%
>lives his gimmick
>family man
>barely in his 20s
>/pw/'s guy no matter how much tourists hate
I cant believe wwe dropped the ball on him bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:10:56 No.5566417 Report

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>>5566406
Don't worry Porker, CYN is hiring

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:12:05 No.5566426 Report

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>>5566406
called him a shitter from the day I saw this pudgy nerd getting shilled here

glad WWE still has a keen eye for talent (and lack thereof)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:15:07 No.5566449 Report

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when will these geeks learn that wwe doesn't want the underneath guys swanning about like they're big stars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:28:52 No.5566566 Report

Quoted By: >>5566575

>>5566406
/pw/ smarks are just Reddit smarks but they say racist shit . Stop being a smark for a male Instagram model you faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:30:19 No.5566575 Report

Quoted By: >>5566602

>>5566566
>Stop being a smark for a male Instagram model you faggot
how am I being a smark?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:32:33 No.5566597 Report

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>>5566406
Vince probably sold the gimmick to him as a rib and he didn't speak up. Vinces tests were the end of a lot of wrestlers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:33:11 No.5566602 Report

Quoted By: >>5566613

>>5566575
You literally listed every reason in the original post. You’re putting this fag on a pedestal as if he’s already over . Plenty of people have entered WWE “with the look” and they can’t get it. Nathan jones comes to mind .

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:33:20 No.5566603 Report

Quoted By: >>5566628 >>5566669 >>5567885 >>5568108

>>5566406
>shit body
>shit look
>shit face
>shit promo
>shit wrestling
>lazy
>entitled
>self mark who wore his own non WWE approved merch in the PC and backstage 24/7 and even tried to sell it to wrestlers and management
>constantly on his phone during promo class
>always late to practice and rehearsals
>does nothing but watch anime and go on social media backstage during shows
>tried to explain his "gimmick" to Shawn and Hunter by having them watch a 20 minute Geekdom 101 video about Dragon Ball Super while he sat there with a smirk on his face
>is specifically paired with Joe Gacy and explicitly told to learn from him and look up to him as a mentor to improve in all facets of wrestling but instead of taking notes and learning from him he never went to any of the meetings set up by management with Joe Gacy to work on his skills and barely even talked let alone hang out with Joe Gacy outside of tapings
>goes up to talent while they're in the middle of working out to ask them to take pictures of him showing off his thighs
>was asked explicitly to lose weight and stick to a professionally regimented nutrition plan from the in house nutritionist but ignores it and barely worked out outside of doing squats and leg presses
>told talent and management that if he wasn't destined for greatness then he would have started his career in the indies
>goes into the PC just to take pictures and tense in front of the mirror
>does his pose constantly backstage even when he's not taking pictures
>would kiss Hunter and Shawn's ass when they actually give him advice only for him to disregard everything they tell him while telling the other talent that "Vince pays my bills not DX." even though the advice and instructions Hunter and Shawn were being relayed from Vince himself
>told senior NXT talent and one higher up that he can't wait to leave NXT so he can party around the country when he gets called up
>still thinks he's God's gift to wrestling
Porker Ball of Dough is retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:34:15 No.5566613 Report

Quoted By: >>5566626

>>5566602
but parker clearly put his all in it, you seem to think cause if he couldnt get good from doing 2 matches that hes a lost cause.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:34:26 No.5566615 Report

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>Looks like a Suicide Girls reject from the trailer park

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:35:53 No.5566626 Report

Quoted By: >>5566637

>>5566613
This is some low effort bait man, cmon man . Troll someone else in the joshi thread . I believe in you to do better

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:35:57 No.5566628 Report

Quoted By: >>5566645

>>5566603
NTA, but this is literally all headcanon after the shit wrestling bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:37:08 No.5566636 Report

Quoted By: >>5567899 >>5568104

>>5566406
>mentored by Rick Ross
The drug kingpin? The fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:37:12 No.5566637 Report

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>>5566626
>y-youre trolling!
bro the guy played college football he had to put work in just because he didnt kill himself on the indies for 10 years doesnt mean hes a charity case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:37:57 No.5566645 Report

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>>5566628
Seethe more Porker

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 12:40:35 No.5566669 Report

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>>5566603
>tried to explain his "gimmick" to Shawn and Hunter by having them watch a 20 minute Geekdom 101 video about Dragon Ball Super while he sat there with a smirk on his face
I kek every fucking time

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 15:39:34 No.5567792 Report

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>>5566406
buy a banner or neck ya self Parker

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 15:51:50 No.5567885 Report

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>>5566603
Drake Weurtz shootin hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 15:53:19 No.5567899 Report

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>>5566636
Dude Harland got his name running coke from Miami to Alabama. He looks like a cop's kid so they moved a lotta weight with this cat. Freeway used to call him Highway Harland

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 16:13:29 No.5568090 Report

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>>5566406
>created his own gimmick
Not allowed in the WWE

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 16:15:00 No.5568104 Report

Quoted By: >>5568124

>>5566636

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Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 16:15:27 No.5568108 Report

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>>5566603
>does nothing but watch anime
>does his pose constantly backstage even when he's not taking pictures
>tried to explain his "gimmick" to Shawn and Hunter by having them watch a 20 minute Geekdom 101 video about Dragon Ball Super while he sat there with a smirk on his face
Sounds like dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 16:17:12 No.5568124 Report

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>>5568104
Funny how Rick Ross isn't the fat one in this pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 06 May 2022 16:21:05 No.5568148 Report

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>>5566406
finna SHEEEESH

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