>Hey kid, for our match tonight I’m thinking we start with you beating the hell out of me for 15 minutes in and around the ring, make sure you really lay it in, it’s the PPV so we gotta make it look good. After that I’ll get a low blow or something in and that’s when you grab the sledgehammer and smash me with it 92 times. Make sure you grab the shoot sledge from the commentary side, the hard camera one is a worked sledgehammer and I don’t want the crowd to notice there’s not a real weight behind it. After that, you hit your finish, I’ll kick out of it, give you a piledriver DDT to kick out of, and then you drag me to the roof of the arena and throw me off onto pavement for a two count. After that you get so frustrated that I won’t stay down you get into a car and run me over four times before parking the car on top of me to get the pin. Sound good? How do you respond?
