Yo! /pw/! Yo edDrones! Dawg I see a lot of you guys takin potshots at me. Saying all kinds of foul shit like I suck off Mox or I got a gay sex hotline and Chris Jericho is on speed dial. LOOK DAWG! LOOK DAWG! WHERE I COME FROM, ON THE STREETS, THAT WILL GET U STRAIGHT MERQ'D DAWG! *lights Zippo and places hand over the flame* LOOK AT THE HEAT! LOOK AT THE HEAT!! THAT'S WHAT I FEELIN EVERYTIME I SEE AN EDDY KINGSTON IS A DIMELESS SHITTER THAT SUCKS COCK THREAD!!
YO EDRONES EDRONES, I SEE YOU AT AN AEW EVENT SPOUTIN THAT SHIT
>BAM
I'M KNOCKIN YOU OUT DAWG!
I HEAR SOME SKINNY FAT SAYIN I LIKE EATING MUSKY MAN ASS
>POW
I'M KNOCKIN YOU OUT!!
FOR REAL DAWG FOR REAL FOR REAL FOR REAL FOR REAL!!