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Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 05:48:21 No.5633888 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5633902 >>5634005 >>5634021 >>5634028 >>5634147 >>5634173 >>5635561 >>5635567 >>5635837 >>5635873 >>5637452 >>5638479

Imagine the SHOOTS this guy will give on interviews

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 05:51:13 No.5633902 Report

Quoted By: >>5633962

>>5633888
He makes Danhausen look tough

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 06:03:04 No.5633962 Report

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>>5633902
Worked into destruction by Parker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 06:11:05 No.5634005 Report

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>>5633888
he wont finna be shooting homie got a line to DRAKE fr fr SHEEEEEEEEEEESH new wrestling project in the works no cap

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 06:15:04 No.5634019 Report

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Wasn't this dude originally gonna be signed by AEW? like JR wanted him in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 06:15:12 No.5634021 Report

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>>5633888
>no cap that magazine sus af

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 06:16:25 No.5634028 Report

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>>5633888
he'll just namedrop all the "musicians" he knows for an hour
he wouldn't have anything to say about wrestling because he paid zero attention to it the entire time he was employed there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 06:42:13 No.5634145 Report

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It's a shame Kayfabe Commentaries died out. A YouShoot with Parker would've been great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 06:43:03 No.5634147 Report

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>>5633888
yung lean got jacked

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 06:49:37 No.5634173 Report

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>>5633888
>fire him
>get most embarrassing rating to date
They’re already regretting firing the Destroyer of Gods

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 12:15:09 No.5635561 Report

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>>5633888
Holy
Fucking
Dimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 12:16:20 No.5635567 Report

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>>5633888
HARLAND on impaulsive no jumper and JRE finna slap

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 13:04:18 No.5635837 Report

Quoted By: >>5637257

>>5633888
>Always came into Shawn's office asking if he thinks he's cute before posing and dabbing out the door
>Would roll around the ring during forward roll class forcing Albert to chase him around
>Chanted THE BEAN KICKED IN for 3 hours straight when Kurt Angle came in as a guest speaker
>Planked on top of Vince's limo and wouldn't get off until Vince calles him Parker-Sama

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 13:08:24 No.5635873 Report

Quoted By: >>5637257

>>5633888
>Called Asuka "Asukasa" and shouted "BONG" when questioned about it.
>Constantly interrupted Mansoor every time he was talking, asking "is that one of your reddit squarecircle memes Mannyrino?".
>Told Kevin Dunn that his bottom teeth were way worse.
>Greeted Drew with "top o' the mornin' to ya".
>Pulled his pants down in front of Sasha claiming to be a longtime WWE fan knowing full well she'd attempt to fellate him there and then. Pulled them back up and ran away shouting "psyche" and laughing loudly.
>Repeatedly went up to Cedric Alexander saying "Big Swole tho" and snickering obnoxiously.
>Would hip thrust for an hour straight in front of a mirror while he sang Sicko Mode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 13:13:06 No.5635911 Report

Quoted By: >>5636181

>destroyer of gods
>couldn't even make it in a fake sport

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 13:48:47 No.5636181 Report

Quoted By: >>5636588

>>5635911
He was too powerful. They had to fire him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 14:52:56 No.5636588 Report

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>>5636181
Shut up fat boy and buy a banner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 14:55:44 No.5636614 Report

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Nobody cares about this dog fucker bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 15:56:53 No.5637257 Report

Quoted By: >>5637375 >>5637420

>>5635837
>>5635873
If this Zoomer would have even done half this list he’d get over with me. The actual list looks more like this
>Refused to take his shirt off and threatened to kill himself if they made him
>Refused to attend promo class and tried to justify it by saying his parents will force SoundCloud rappers to cut his promos for him
>Was told to either take his shirt off or shave his head. Shaved head instead.
>Refused to learn how to wrestle.
>Refused further employment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 16:09:47 No.5637375 Report

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>>5637257
>Was told to either take his shirt off or shave his head. Shaved head instead.
Kek what a bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 16:15:31 No.5637420 Report

Quoted By: >>5637626 >>5638985

>>5637257
>Gave several NXT talents unsolicited advice (many of whom had far superior physiques than him) on how to "properly" workout.
>Would regularly blast "Sicko Mode" on a loop from his Bluetooth speaker for hours while he poses and takes pictures of himself at the PC instead of exercising.
>Would always arrive late to class and tell trainers that he runs on "Superstar time."
>Told Ciampa and Strong that if they looked more like him they'd be "pinning Roman right now."
>Constantly on his phone during promo class and when asked to do a promo he told Road Dogg that his "wrestling speaks for itself." and that "only jobbers who couldn't work like CM Punk needed promos."
>Was always drinking Coke Zero but he always called it Pepsi Max.
>Sniffed every gym equipment Priscilla Kelly would use in the PC.
don't forget these

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 16:19:56 No.5637452 Report

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>>5633888
>Imagine the SHOOTS this guy will give on interviews

he's not going to burn the wwe bridge this early into his career unless he's a total moron

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 16:24:17 No.5637489 Report

Quoted By: >>5637735

I hope he made enough to atleast cover the cost of that shitty merch he made before his debut

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 16:38:15 No.5637626 Report

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>>5637420
>>Sniffed every gym equipment Priscilla Kelly would use in the PC.
holy based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 16:49:31 No.5637735 Report

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>>5637489
he bought 3 cars and a house with money he didn't have lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 18:17:28 No.5638479 Report

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>>5633888
>skipped upper body day

there's a first

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 May 2022 19:13:38 No.5638985 Report

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>>5637420
>Would always arrive late to class and tell trainers that he runs on "Superstar time."
That's based tho.

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